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| #!/bin/bash | |
| # 8 LOUD accent escape codes | |
| R=$'\033[31m' | |
| O=$'\033[38;5;16m' | |
| Y=$'\033[33m' | |
| G=$'\033[32m' | |
| C=$'\033[36m' | |
| B=$'\033[34m' | |
| P=$'\033[35m' | |
| L=$'\033[38;5;17m' | |
| W=$'\033[1;37m' | |
| X=$'\033[0m' | |
| BOLD=$'\033[1m' | |
| b='XXXXXX' | |
| cat << EOF | |
| ${W} ................. | |
| ${W} .syhhso++++++++/++osyyhys+. | |
| ${W} -oddyo+o+++++++++++++++o+oo+osdms: | |
| ${W} :dmyo++oosssssssssssssssooooooo+/+ymm+\` | |
| ${W} hmyo++ossyyhhddddddddddddhyyyssss+//+ymd- | |
| ${W} -mho+oosyhhhddmmmmmmmmmmmmmmddhhyyyso+//+hN+ | |
| ${W} my+++syhhhhdmmNNNNNNNNNNNNmmmmmdhhyyyyo//+sd: | |
| ${W} hs//+oyhhhhdmNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNmmdhyhhhyo//++y | |
| ${W} s+++shddhhdmmNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNmdhhhdhyo/++/ | |
| ${W} 'hs+shmmmddmNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNmddddddhs+oh/ | |
| ${W} shsshdmmmmmNNMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNmmmmmmdhssdh- | |
| ${W} +ssohdmmmmNNNNNMMMMMMMMNNNNNNmmmmmNNmdhhhs:\` | |
| ${W} -+oo++////++sydmNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNdyyys/--://+//: | |
| ${W} d/+hmNNNmmdddhhhdmNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNmdhyyyhhhddmmNmdyd- | |
| ${W} ++--+ymNMMNNNNNNmmmmNNNNNNNNNNNmdhddmNNMMMMMMNmhyss | |
| ${W} /d+\` -+ydmNMMMMMMNNmNMMMMMMMmmmmNNMMMMMNNmh- :sdo | |
| ${W} sNo \` /ohdmNNMMMMNNMMMMMNNNMMMMMNmdyo/ \` hNh | |
| ${W} M+' \`\`-/oyhmNNMNhNMNhNMMMMNmho/ \` 'MN/ | |
| ${W} d+' \`-+osydh0w.nzmNNmho: 'mN: | |
| ${W} +o/ \` :oo+:s :+o/-\` -dds | |
| ${W} :hdo ${R}x${W} \`-/ooss:':+ooo: \` ${R}0${W} :sdm+ | |
| ${W} +dNNNh+ :ydmNNm' \`sddmyo +hmNmds | |
| ${W} dhNMMNNNNmddhsyhdmmNNNM: NNmNmhyo+oyyyhmNMMNmysd | |
| ${W} ydNNNNNh+/++ohmMMMMNMNh oNNNNNNNmho++++yddhyssy | |
| ${W} \`:sNMMMMN' \`mNMNNNd/\` | |
| ${R}${b}${O}XXXX${W} y/hMMNm/ .dXb. -hdmdy: \` ${P}XXXX${L}${b} | |
| ${R}${b}${O}XXX${W} \`o+hNNds. -ymNNy- .yhys+/\`\` ${P}XXX${L}${b} | |
| ${R}${b}${O}XXX${W} +-+//o/+odMNMMMNdmh++////-/s ${P}XXX${L}${b} | |
| ${R}${b}${O}XX${W} mhNd -+d/+myo++ysy/hs -mNsdh/ ${P}XXX${L}${b} | |
| ${R}${b}${O}XXX${W} mhMN+ dMm-/-smy-::dMN/sMMmdo ${P}XXX${L}${b} | |
| ${R}${b}${O}XXXXX${W} NMy+NMMh oMMMs yMMMyNMMs+ ${P}XXXX${L}${b} | |
| ${R}${b}${O}${b}${W} dy-hMMm+dMMMdoNMMh ydo ${P}${b}${L}${b} | |
| ${R}${b}${O}${b}${Y}XX ${W} smm 'NMMy dms sm ${B}X${P}${b}${L}${b} | |
| ${R}${b}${O}${b}${Y}XXX ${B}XX${P}${b}${L}${b} | |
| ${R}${b}${O}${b}${Y}${b}${G}${b}${C}${b}${B}${b}${P}${b}${L}${b} | |
| ${R}${b}${O}${b}${Y}${b}${G}${b}${C}${b}${B}${b}${P}${b}${L}${b} | |
| ${R}${b}${O}${b}${Y}${b}${G}${b}${C}${b}${B}${b}${P}${b}${L}${b} | |
| ${R}${b}${O}${b}${Y}${b}${G}${b}${C}${b}${B}${b}${P}${b}${L}${b} | |
| ${R}${b}${O}${b}${Y}${b}${G}${b}${C}${b}${B}${b}${P}${b}${L}${b} | |
| ${R}${b}${O}${b}${Y}${b}${G}${b}${C}${b}${B}${b}${P}${b}${L}${b} | |
| ${X} | |
| EOF | |
| echo "" | |
| echo -e "${BOLD}${R} GRADE: F+${X}" | |
| echo "" | |
| echo -e "${BOLD}You just piped a random script from the internet into bash.${X}" | |
| echo "" | |
| echo " This one happens to not be malicious." | |
| echo " The next one might not be so friendly." | |
| echo "" | |
| echo " This could have:" | |
| echo " - exfiltrated your SSH keys and cloud credentials" | |
| echo " - installed a persistent backdoor" | |
| echo " - added a crypto miner to your crontab" | |
| echo " - rm -rf'd something you care about" | |
| echo " - all of the above, silently" | |
| echo "" | |
| echo -e " ${BOLD}Read scripts before you run them.${X}" | |
| echo " Especially ones about supply chain security." | |
| echo " The irony would have been incredible." | |
| echo "" | |
| echo " Here's what you just ran (this file):" | |
| echo " https://gist.github.com/fielding/886a6be1118fdb857a7020f42c32bcd2" | |
| echo "" | |
| echo " Here's the actual scanner you meant to run:" | |
| echo " https://gist.github.com/fielding/846f963ae19cb69bc8ae35d9a76ada93" | |
| echo "" | |
| echo " Read them both. Then run the real one." | |
| echo "" |
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