#!/bin/bash
# 8 LOUD accent escape codes
R=$'\033[31m'
O=$'\033[38;5;16m'
Y=$'\033[33m'
G=$'\033[32m'
C=$'\033[36m'
B=$'\033[34m'
P=$'\033[35m'
L=$'\033[38;5;17m'
W=$'\033[1;37m'
X=$'\033[0m'
BOLD=$'\033[1m'

b='XXXXXX'

cat << EOF
${W}                  .................
${W}             .syhhso++++++++/++osyyhys+.
${W}          -oddyo+o+++++++++++++++o+oo+osdms:
${W}        :dmyo++oosssssssssssssssooooooo+/+ymm+\`
${W}       hmyo++ossyyhhddddddddddddhyyyssss+//+ymd-
${W}     -mho+oosyhhhddmmmmmmmmmmmmmmddhhyyyso+//+hN+
${W}     my+++syhhhhdmmNNNNNNNNNNNNmmmmmdhhyyyyo//+sd:
${W}    hs//+oyhhhhdmNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNmmdhyhhhyo//++y
${W}    s+++shddhhdmmNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNmdhhhdhyo/++/
${W}    'hs+shmmmddmNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNmddddddhs+oh/
${W}     shsshdmmmmmNNMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNmmmmmmdhssdh-
${W}      +ssohdmmmmNNNNNMMMMMMMMNNNNNNmmmmmNNmdhhhs:\`
${W}  -+oo++////++sydmNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNdyyys/--://+//:
${W}  d/+hmNNNmmdddhhhdmNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNmdhyyyhhhddmmNmdyd-
${W}  ++--+ymNMMNNNNNNmmmmNNNNNNNNNNNmdhddmNNMMMMMMNmhyss
${W}   /d+\` -+ydmNMMMMMMNNmNMMMMMMMmmmmNNMMMMMNNmh- :sdo
${W}    sNo   \` /ohdmNNMMMMNNMMMMMNNNMMMMMNmdyo/ \`  hNh
${W}     M+'     \`\`-/oyhmNNMNhNMNhNMMMMNmho/ \`     'MN/
${W}     d+'         \`-+osydh0w.nzmNNmho:          'mN:
${W}    +o/             \` :oo+:s :+o/-\`            -dds
${W}   :hdo       ${R}x${W}    \`-/ooss:':+ooo: \`    ${R}0${W}      :sdm+
${W}  +dNNNh+         :ydmNNm'   \`sddmyo          +hmNmds
${W} dhNMMNNNNmddhsyhdmmNNNM:      NNmNmhyo+oyyyhmNMMNmysd
${W} ydNNNNNh+/++ohmMMMMNMNh       oNNNNNNNmho++++yddhyssy
${W}              \`:sNMMMMN'       \`mNMNNNd/\`
   ${R}${b}${O}XXXX${W} y/hMMNm/  .dXb.  -hdmdy: \` ${P}XXXX${L}${b}
   ${R}${b}${O}XXX${W} \`o+hNNds. -ymNNy-  .yhys+/\`\` ${P}XXX${L}${b}
   ${R}${b}${O}XXX${W} +-+//o/+odMNMMMNdmh++////-/s ${P}XXX${L}${b}
   ${R}${b}${O}XX${W} mhNd -+d/+myo++ysy/hs -mNsdh/ ${P}XXX${L}${b}
   ${R}${b}${O}XXX${W} mhMN+ dMm-/-smy-::dMN/sMMmdo ${P}XXX${L}${b}
   ${R}${b}${O}XXXXX${W} NMy+NMMh oMMMs yMMMyNMMs+ ${P}XXXX${L}${b}
   ${R}${b}${O}${b}${W} dy-hMMm+dMMMdoNMMh ydo ${P}${b}${L}${b}
   ${R}${b}${O}${b}${Y}XX ${W} smm 'NMMy dms  sm  ${B}X${P}${b}${L}${b}
   ${R}${b}${O}${b}${Y}XXX                   ${B}XX${P}${b}${L}${b}
   ${R}${b}${O}${b}${Y}${b}${G}${b}${C}${b}${B}${b}${P}${b}${L}${b}
   ${R}${b}${O}${b}${Y}${b}${G}${b}${C}${b}${B}${b}${P}${b}${L}${b}
   ${R}${b}${O}${b}${Y}${b}${G}${b}${C}${b}${B}${b}${P}${b}${L}${b}
   ${R}${b}${O}${b}${Y}${b}${G}${b}${C}${b}${B}${b}${P}${b}${L}${b}
   ${R}${b}${O}${b}${Y}${b}${G}${b}${C}${b}${B}${b}${P}${b}${L}${b}
   ${R}${b}${O}${b}${Y}${b}${G}${b}${C}${b}${B}${b}${P}${b}${L}${b}
${X}
EOF

echo ""
echo -e "${BOLD}${R}  GRADE: F+${X}"
echo ""
echo -e "${BOLD}You just piped a random script from the internet into bash.${X}"
echo ""
echo "  This one happens to not be malicious."
echo "  The next one might not be so friendly."
echo ""
echo "  This could have:"
echo "    - exfiltrated your SSH keys and cloud credentials"
echo "    - installed a persistent backdoor"
echo "    - added a crypto miner to your crontab"
echo "    - rm -rf'd something you care about"
echo "    - all of the above, silently"
echo ""
echo -e "  ${BOLD}Read scripts before you run them.${X}"
echo "  Especially ones about supply chain security."
echo "  The irony would have been incredible."
echo ""
echo "  Here's what you just ran (this file):"
echo "    https://gist.github.com/fielding/886a6be1118fdb857a7020f42c32bcd2"
echo ""
echo "  Here's the actual scanner you meant to run:"
echo "    https://gist.github.com/fielding/846f963ae19cb69bc8ae35d9a76ada93"
echo ""
echo "  Read them both. Then run the real one."
echo ""