Crystalwarrior · January 3, 2017 20:32
diff --git a/emilia xang and how she and everyone around her fucked up b/emilia xang and how she and everyone around her fucked up
 Jack Noir: holuppppp
 Jack Noir: I could tell you about the whole
 Jack Noir: fuckin
 Jack Noir: game of thrones type of shit that happened on Medieval RP
 Jack Noir: it just concluded, too
 TASER: dude what
 TASER: please do
 Jack Noir: hold up
 Jack Noir: still discussing it with the guy I rped
 Jack Noir: Oh man
 Jack Noir: it was this whole fucking saga
 Jack Noir: going on for 1-2 weeks
 Jack Noir: okayyyy
 Jack Noir: do yo uhave lie
 Jack Noir: like
 Jack Noir: 30 mins of time
 Jack Noir: lol
 TASER: yea
 Jack Noir: ok
 Jack Noir: So.
 Jack Noir: Aedwin, the big ass Oblivion city of the RP.
 TASER: gonna edit a thing in the meantime
 Jack Noir: Rolled new chracter
 Jack Noir: Emilia Xang
 Jack Noir: Complete pacifist, poor
 Jack Noir: Current ruler of Aedwin:
 Jack Noir: Lord Raumud Pallus
 Jack Noir: Raumund*
 TASER: Phallus
 Jack Noir: lol
 Jack Noir: Well, basically.
 Jack Noir: Emilia Xang was born and raised in the city an orphan
 Jack Noir: So she was super good with a dagger.
 Jack Noir: So good that she could backstab people left and right and save her skin
 Jack Noir: ..But she downed max
 Jack Noir: never killed
 Jack Noir: Right.
 Jack Noir: So, she tried to rob like, 2 people before bumping into a really nice person that talked her out of it
 Jack Noir: that person being the second robbing victim lol
 Jack Noir: But basically she's this very nice character that's dangerously good with daggers and dindu nuffin.
 Jack Noir: In front of Aedwin city
 Jack Noir: Some crazy guy calls all the poor folk over to discuss something.
 Jack Noir: Curious, Emilia approaches.
 Jack Noir: Talks of a revolt against the rich folk/the castle ensue
 Jack Noir: ...so she just
 Jack Noir: scuttles away from the group.
 Jack Noir: She didn't expect to be shot wit hfucking arrows though
 Jack Noir: So she's downed
 Jack Noir: Lifted and carried out of the city
 Jack Noir: Screaming for help the entire time.
 Jack Noir: About 3 blokes and Emilia were discussing the whole revolt thing
 Jack Noir: Emilia was undowned and not bound at all, but the blokes still tried to recruit her.
 Jack Noir: One of the blokes Emilia personally knew, let's call him Alex for simplicity
 Jack Noir: So the group pressures her into joining the "one finger", a group that's basically existing to overthrow the rulers and cause a massive revolt
 Jack Noir: good luck recruiting a pacifist character to that group
 Jack Noir: So when pressured, Emilia downs two blokes and runs.
 Jack Noir: She left Alex up
 Jack Noir: Alex undowns them both, they argue for a little, and Emilia runs off to the castle fearing for her life
 TASER: OH i was about to point out the "emilia was undowned" despite being shot earlier
 TASER: i thought the context was "she was unharmed", not "she was helped up"
 Jack Noir: yeah forgot to mention that
 Jack Noir: But yeah when you get undowned you get back with 50 HP as opposed to 100
 Jack Noir: Most of the times Emilia manages to save herself seem to be when she's down at about that HP mark, hilariously enough
 Jack Noir: But, yeah.
 Jack Noir: Emilia runs off to the castle.
 Jack Noir: Here comes Lord Raumund
 Jack Noir: Emilia pleads to him to let her in, and offers info on these one finger bloes.
 Jack Noir: blokes*
 Jack Noir: the Lord ponders, and lets her in
 Jack Noir: However, Lord's pretty protective of the family and the castle, so Emilia sleeps in the castle courtyard.
 Jack Noir: Fast forward a bit, Emilia helps the castle catch a bunch of blokes.
 Jack Noir: One guy was executed
 Jack Noir: Second guy was brought in, whom was Alex.
 Jack Noir: She pleaded Alex to be as cooperative as possible
 Jack Noir: so Lord Raumund let Alex go free
 Jack Noir: But then third guy
 Jack Noir: The BIG BAD LEADER of the group
 Jack Noir: We see him approach the castle and be like
 Jack Noir: "welp I fucked up"
 Jack Noir: "I accept my death"
 Jack Noir: etc.
 Jack Noir: They down him
 Jack Noir: Bring him to the gallows
 Jack Noir: Emilia follows
 Jack Noir: And Lord Raumund just swords his head off
 Jack Noir: (dismemberment not yet a feature, sorry)
 Jack Noir: Pretty shaken, Emilia looks around.
 Jack Noir: So, some blokes tried to save that fugitive
 Jack Noir: A priest took him away after he was downed at the castle
 Jack Noir: And carried him around till dropping him somewhere
 Jack Noir: Priest was never punished for it
 Jack Noir: Then
 Jack Noir: Some other bloke tried to rescue him
 Jack Noir: He failed, dropped him
 Jack Noir: And then tried to run
 Jack Noir: Where about 5+ people chased after him into the waters.
 Jack Noir: At the time the fugitive was already executed
 Jack Noir: Needless to say the "rescuer" was fucking destroyed.
 Jack Noir: This is when Emilia notices Alex is fucking down and bound for no reason.
 Jack Noir: She looks around quickly and /lifts him away into safety.
 Jack Noir: One bloke sees her do it
 Jack Noir: Introducing Myles Royce, the most insufferable cold-hearted fuckhead on the planet. *cough*
 Jack Noir: He goes "ohh raumund ain't gonna like that" and Emilia essentially flips him off and treats to Alex
 Jack Noir: Cue arguing, regret, stuff happens between Emilia and Alex
 Jack Noir: Emilia makes up her mind to go back to the castle and try to sort this out
 Jack Noir: So they prt ways
 Jack Noir: Alex's fate: unknown.
 Jack Noir: spoiler alert he died offscreen
 Jack Noir: Emilia never knew that
 Jack Noir: Anyway
 Jack Noir: Emilia approaches the castle.
 Jack Noir: Myles talks to me through the gates.
 Jack Noir: "he already knows you know you fucked up right"
 Jack Noir: essentially
 Jack Noir: Lord comes over
 Jack Noir: Frowns
 Jack Noir: I explain the whole situation to him
 Jack Noir: How I only escaped a fugitive he already let go
 Jack Noir: The Lord seems to be pretty fucking full of himself because he doesn't really take that into account
 Jack Noir: Tells me
 Jack Noir: "You have 5 seconds. You go with us to the dungeon, or you try to run away and die."
 Jack Noir: Emilia ponders.
 Jack Noir: "This fucking guy executed like 3 people right in front of me."
 Jack Noir: "Do I WANT to go into his goddamn dungeon"
 Jack Noir: about 4 seconds pass
 Jack Noir: FUCKING BOLT IT.
 Jack Noir: Cue running, knife-flinging and super well timed shield blocks
 Jack Noir: One of the chasers finally manage to down me.
 Jack Noir: Lord approaches.
 Jack Noir: He starts his execution speech
 Jack Noir: Emilia pleads with him and how she dindu nuffin
 Jack Noir: gave her no choice
 Jack Noir: stop it you heartless bastard she's a cinnamon bun
 Jack Noir: Goes
 Jack Noir: "I, Lord Raumund Pallus, sen-ehhh fuck this"
 Jack Noir: Dungeons me instead
 Jack Noir: yaaaaaaaayy.
 Jack Noir: well you better be prepared because that's not all.
 Jack Noir: brb gotta take a piss
 TASER is now Online.
 Jack Noir: b a c k
 Jack Noir: that wasn't a piss
 Jack Noir: RIGHT
 Jack Noir: Dungeon.
 Jack Noir: Guess what Lord Raumund does.
 Jack Noir: just a wild guess
 TASER is now Online.
 TASER: kill
 Jack Noir: nope
 Jack Noir: how's mental torture sound
 Jack Noir: So.
 Jack Noir: He tosses Emilia her dagger.
 Jack Noir: Then tells her this.
 Jack Noir: "You have three options right now.
 Jack Noir: 1. You rot in this cell for the rest of your life.
 Jack Noir: 2. You use this dagger to kill me.
 Jack Noir: 3. You use this dagger to kill yourself.
 Jack Noir: "
 Jack Noir: BAM.
 Jack Noir: TELLING THAT TO A PACIFIST CHARACTER.
 Jack Noir: WELL JEE THANKS
 Jack Noir: He never lets me out of the cell to do option 2, either
 Jack Noir: So Emilia is
 Jack Noir: freaking the fuck out.
 Jack Noir: "the fuck is this shit"
 Jack Noir: "I dindu nuffin and this psycho sadist fuckhead is giving me this"
 Jack Noir: By some amazing stoke of luck, though
 Jack Noir: Lord is distracted by some guards telling him
 Jack Noir: "YO LORD WE HAVE A PROBLEM
 Jack Noir: "CAN YALL FUCK OFF I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING"
 Jack Noir: "FUCKING REBELS STORMING THE CASTLE"
 Jack Noir: "UGH FINE"
 Jack Noir: so he just goes away
 Jack Noir: dealing with rebels
 Jack Noir: And I'm sitting there.
 Jack Noir: In the dungeon.
 Jack Noir: Freaking the fuck out.
 Jack Noir: Give or take 5-10 mins of alone-time
 Jack Noir: Some people approach.
 Jack Noir: The priest that was trying to save that one bloke from execution
 Jack Noir: Some "natural philosopher" aka scientist
 Jack Noir: And I ponder about what the fuck did I do to deserve this with those two blokes.
 Jack Noir: Priest wants t let me out
 Jack Noir: The scientist is too spooked to do so
 Jack Noir: Waste some time with them
 Jack Noir: Suddenly, two dudes come around.
 Jack Noir: "We're letting her out."
 Jack Noir: One of them was the farmer I was mildly acquainted with and the other bloke I had no idea who he was.
 Jack Noir: tl;dr two complete strangers just open my door and let me go.
 Jack Noir: So, bam.
 Jack Noir: Emilia Xorge has escaped prison.
 Jack Noir: Raumund Pallus didn't know how she dunnit
 Jack Noir: but she don dunnit
 Jack Noir: So, Emilia never actually left Aedwin after that because it was her birthplace
 Jack Noir: (also because it's the most popular RP spot atm cough cough)
 Jack Noir: But she lives her life for about a solid IRL week
 Jack Noir: well less
 Jack Noir: or more
 Jack Noir: idk
 Jack Noir: But the player behind Raumund had to fuck off for a bit
 Jack Noir: actually wait
 Jack Noir: He comes online at some point
 Jack Noir: I'm like "ok you know what"
 Jack Noir: "I'm gonna sneak into the dungeons metal gear style"
 Jack Noir: "find that Raumund dude
 Jack Noir: toss him in jail
 Jack Noir: and fuckin talk it out or something idfk"
 Jack Noir: So Emilia sneaks in
 Jack Noir: ..but first
 Jack Noir: The dungeons are labyrinthine, one of the dead ends is close th the actual dungeons
 Jack Noir: So she goes to the dead end and starts listening in.
 Jack Noir: Some of it is muffled but she makes out
 Jack Noir: some Blue Draught guy
 Jack Noir: Alice Something aka one of the guards/commanders essentially
 Jack Noir: And Raumund.
 Jack Noir: She listens in and hears how the blue draught pleads for his life
 Jack Noir: an execution?
 Jack Noir: Ok, some more time passes.
 Jack Noir: "Can I get a last request"
 Jack Noir: *CHOP SWING CHOP*
 Jack Noir: "You don't get a last request."
 Jack Noir: Savage Lord Phallus did it again
 Jack Noir: Now.
 Jack Noir: Some time later
 Jack Noir: Emilia witnesses Alice get out of the dungeons.
 Jack Noir: oh shit
 Jack Noir: raumund still there
 Jack Noir: sneaky sneak.
 Jack Noir: Watch Raumund turn his fucking back on the entrance
 Jack Noir: I have a dagger.
 Jack Noir: He's putting on armor.
 Jack Noir: Stab stab
 Jack Noir: Downed
 Jack Noir: Bound
 Jack Noir: In jail, fucker.
 Jack Noir: Cue arguing, figuring out why the fuck did he do that, etc.
 Jack Noir: Apparently Myles Royce (yeah remember that fuckhead) never told the Lord WHICH fugitive I rescued
 Jack Noir: so Lord just assumed there were more of the One Finger blokes
 Jack Noir: and I was still with them or some shit
 Jack Noir: I scream my guts out at him and tell him how much of a human garbage he is
 Jack Noir: And then lo and behold.
 Jack Noir: ANOTHER blue draught enters and sees the commotion.
 Jack Noir: I'm like "OH HEY, You're a blue draught right"
 Jack Noir: "yeah uhh why's the lord bound and in jail"
 Jack Noir: "well you see he killed your fucking friend."
 Jack Noir: "oh."
 Jack Noir: some more arguing with the lord, telling him
 Jack Noir: "Well I choose the fourth option bitch"
 Jack Noir: Technically I never tried to kill the lord, right :^)
 Jack Noir: Let the Draught deal with it
 Jack Noir: And I gave Lord the chance to apologize for all his shit but he instead decides to be a pompous douche instead
 Jack Noir: so I'm like
 Jack Noir: fuck it
 Jack Noir: I have to GTG in literally 5 seconds
 Jack Noir: so I'll just gtfo from the dungeon, tell the draught to do his thing
 Jack Noir: and go offline
 Jack Noir: once I come back
 Jack Noir: I have no idea if
 Jack Noir: 1. the blue draught survived
 Jack Noir: 2. if the lord survived
 Jack Noir: 3. if the lord told anyone, if he survived, about me setting his death up like that
 Jack Noir: so back to hiding and fearing for my life I gooo, yaaay
 Jack Noir: Fast forward a bit, holy fucking shit lo and behold it's the useless King Collinn aka the ACTUAL ruler of Aedwin!
 Jack Noir: Let's lay out all my problems on him and tell how much of a piece of shit Raumund is!
 Jack Noir: Emilia proceeds to complain and bawl to the king, and the king's like "yeah I know how you feel I'm a pacifist too and Raumund's doing fucked up shit"
 Jack Noir: "he's still a friend but GOD DAMN FUCK"
 Jack Noir: I'm like
 Jack Noir: fuck yes
 Jack Noir: problem solved
 Jack Noir: ...maybe?
 Jack Noir: I've never seen King Collin after that. Great king.
 Jack Noir: He never spoke to Raumund either because he was offline.
 Jack Noir: r i p
 TASER: i'm already guessing pallus didn't actually get killed at all
 Jack Noir: So, start today, the final arc of this whole chaotic mess of shit
 Jack Noir: I'm loitering about Aedwin.
 Jack Noir: Noob Guitarist comes online.
 Jack Noir: oh shit.
 Jack Noir: charater's like dum de dum
 Jack Noir: overhear in chat
 Jack Noir: "Ra#m#d..."
 Jack Noir: what
 Jack Noir: the
 Jack Noir: fuc
 TASER: called it
 Jack Noir: so I'm like hol the fucking phone he's alive???
 Jack Noir: (I actually knew OOCly he was alive because adminsquad but shhh)
 Jack Noir: ICly she's freaking out.
 Jack Noir: Spy on castle just to make sure
 Jack Noir: Raumund doesn't see me
 Jack Noir: ok
 Jack Noir: here he is here's this fucker
 Jack Noir: climb on the castle, espionage action BEGIN.
 Jack Noir: Hide behind some wall.
 Jack Noir: Fucking SHIT HE JUST PASSED RIGHT BY ME.
 Jack Noir: He didn't see me and I was fucking alt-tabbed out of the game.
 Jack Noir: so ok
 Jack Noir: Eavesdrop on them blokes.
 Jack Noir: Raumund's just conversing with a bunch of blokes, like 4 of them, about politics and shit
 Jack Noir: Suddenly he's like "gonna patrol the castle alone"
 Jack Noir: fuck me
 Jack Noir: ok
 Jack Noir: Parkour my way like a total super pro shithead I am
 Jack Noir: into the private quarters at the top of the castle with a key
 Jack Noir: take a blue key
 Jack Noir: and wait for Phallus to come around to that part.
 Jack Noir: He's patrolling th ecastle so I set up an ambush.
 Jack Noir: oh hey, he has a pet duck, neat.
 Jack Noir: anyway.
 Jack Noir: footsteps
 Jack Noir: 3rd person camera glitching to see him approaching
 Jack Noir: he opens the fucking door
 Jack Noir: dagger at the ready
 Jack Noir: we glare at each other for split second
 Jack Noir: and then we start fighting the fuck out.
 Jack Noir: I use dagger, shit.
 Jack Noir: Doesn't work, he has armor and he has a sword, too dangerous
 Jack Noir: I manage to force him to jump OUT OF THE CASTLE
 Jack Noir: Into the river
 Jack Noir: I'm like "oh shit is he downed"
 Jack Noir: look down
 Jack Noir: "shit, no he isn't"
 Jack Noir: jump after him
 Jack Noir: throwing daggers at the ready
 Jack Noir: perfect
 Jack Noir: toss daggers at him
 Jack Noir: aim for the head, he doesn't have a helmet on
 Jack Noir: bam downed
 Jack Noir: meanwhile duck is freaking the fuck out.
 Jack Noir: I grab him
 Jack Noir: and fucking RUN.
 Jack Noir: Just anywhere so we're not followed.
 Jack Noir: Run out into the fields
 Jack Noir: Look behind me
 Jack Noir: "is that the fucking duck"
 Jack Noir: "wait do I see torchlight"
 Jack Noir: "SOMEONE IS FOLLOWING THE FUCKING DUCK"
 Jack Noir: keep running
 Jack Noir: think of a good hiding location
 TASER is now Away.
 Jack Noir: fuck can't think of anything GOOD, make do with the forest.
 Jack Noir: hide in the forest
 Jack Noir: drop the bound fucker
 Jack Noir: Start trying to settle differences with him
 Jack Noir: More arguing, yadda yadda, you're a piece of shit
 Jack Noir: the duck and that dude find us.
 Jack Noir: I take my dagger out and step behind the lord
 Jack Noir: "YOU MOVE AND HE DIES"
 Jack Noir: full on hostage situation
 Jack Noir: I'm trying to make sure those blokes don't interfere
 Jack Noir: Raumund's like
 Jack Noir: "Ok let me explain what's going on."
 Jack Noir: "Don't interfere with us yadda yadda"
 Jack Noir: suddenly headbutts me
 Jack Noir: /me'd action
 Jack Noir: I freak out, stab him a bunch, he's downed
 Jack Noir: "FUCK DON'T MOVE"
 Jack Noir: panic
 Jack Noir: the bloke with the duck seizes the moment
 Jack Noir: and starts swinging his giant ass zweihander with me
 Jack Noir: I'm freaking out
 Jack Noir: D o w n e d
 Jack Noir: So. welp.
 Jack Noir: Here's Raumund
 Jack Noir: Here's this random ass bloke
 Jack Noir: And here's this goddamn fucking duck.
 Jack Noir: And me, downed.
 Jack Noir: WELP
 Jack Noir: BACK TO THE DUNGEON.
 Jack Noir: fast forward a bit.
 Jack Noir: Me in the dungeon, Raumund outside the cells.
 Jack Noir: I manage to coneal my shortsword and I am wearing my chainmail hood
 Jack Noir: Emilia, at this point
 Jack Noir: Is full on "okay what the fuck should I do then"
 TASER is now Online.
 Jack Noir: "I'm a pacifist but I can't kill this bloke"
 Jack Noir: and*
 Jack Noir: "But this fuckhead tortured me"
 Jack Noir: Back in the Draught situation we already cleared up that RAUMUND YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU FUCKED UP
 Jack Noir: So I remind him that here
 Jack Noir: I'm in the cell, and he's like
 Jack Noir: "lol you know what to do"
 Jack Noir: tosses me the dagger again.
 Jack Noir: Now I'm seriously considering option #2.
 Jack Noir: But he's still keeping me locked in.
 Jack Noir: I'm like dude, you're not even giving me a valid option.
 Jack Noir: He's like ehh fine.
 Jack Noir: OK what if.
 Jack Noir: You're not going to be Emilia Xang...
 Jack Noir: but Sophia Rando? (something to that effect)
 Jack Noir: I'm like
 Jack Noir: Hmm... maybe.
 Jack Noir: But Emilia thought this.
 Jack Noir: "what the fuck is he going to do this time."
 Jack Noir: Prior, she already told him this -
 Jack Noir: "Yeah good job on breaking an innocent girl, come on, you're almost there, just a little more and you'll make a murderer out of me."
 Jack Noir: ...see where this is going
 Jack Noir: But, okay, so far, nothings too screwy.
 Jack Noir: New identity.
 Jack Noir: New person.
 Jack Noir: Cool.
 Jack Noir: He opens the cell door
 Jack Noir: ...and punches me in the fucking face.
 Jack Noir: And then stomps on my knee.
 Jack Noir: Now.
 Jack Noir: What do you think happens next.
 TASER: dies
 Jack Noir: duck distracts lord
 Jack Noir: lord turns back to me.
 Jack Noir: i was punched in the face.
 Jack Noir: I made it abundantly fucking clear he gave my character PTSD with that stupid torture
 Jack Noir: now he's going physical.
 Jack Noir: oh hey what's this you gave me a dagger?
 Jack Noir: STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB
 Jack Noir: Lord Raumund Pallus, has died.
 Jack Noir: STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB
 Jack Noir: Apparently his lover or something, and Alice, second in Command, were listening in to the whole thing happening
 Jack Noir: They rush in and stab me to death.
 Jack Noir: Emilia Xang, has died.
 TASER: called it
 Jack Noir: best part?
 Jack Noir: if he didn't punch me in the face maybe he'd stay alive.
 Jack Noir: not sure about Emilia because she was contemplating suicide already
 Jack Noir: but
 Jack Noir: welp
 Jack Noir: great job
 Jack Noir: Now, character motivation.
 Jack Noir: Lord said he won't kill those who won't kill back.
 Jack Noir: I argue "You're going to torture them instead huh"
 Jack Noir: Lightly hinting at the fact that torture might be worse than death
 Jack Noir: He did this because he's overly protective of his family and the castle
 Jack Noir: So he went
 Jack Noir: a little bit too far
 Jack Noir: trying to break a girl so hard so she never even thought about killing him or his family.
 Jack Noir: so it horribly, horribly backfired.
 Jack Noir: He made a murderer out of a goddamn pacifist.
 Jack Noir: From Emilia's point of view Raumund was a goddamn sadistic douche canoe that has a torture fetish
 Jack Noir: but in reality he was just so in the middle and morally grey that he had his own skewed philosophies that
 Jack Noir: obviously backfired
 Jack Noir: The end... or is it???
 Jack Noir: what happen next???
 Jack Noir: stay tuned on medieval RP aka bootleg game of thrones
	Jack Noir: holuppppp
	Jack Noir: I could tell you about the whole
	Jack Noir: fuckin
	Jack Noir: game of thrones type of shit that happened on Medieval RP
	Jack Noir: it just concluded, too
	TASER: dude what
	TASER: please do
	Jack Noir: hold up
	Jack Noir: still discussing it with the guy I rped
	Jack Noir: Oh man
	Jack Noir: it was this whole fucking saga
	Jack Noir: going on for 1-2 weeks
	Jack Noir: okayyyy
	Jack Noir: do yo uhave lie
	Jack Noir: like
	Jack Noir: 30 mins of time
	Jack Noir: lol
	TASER: yea
	Jack Noir: ok
	Jack Noir: So.
	Jack Noir: Aedwin, the big ass Oblivion city of the RP.
	TASER: gonna edit a thing in the meantime
	Jack Noir: Rolled new chracter
	Jack Noir: Emilia Xang
	Jack Noir: Complete pacifist, poor
	Jack Noir: Current ruler of Aedwin:
	Jack Noir: Lord Raumud Pallus
	Jack Noir: Raumund*
	TASER: Phallus
	Jack Noir: lol
	Jack Noir: Well, basically.
	Jack Noir: Emilia Xang was born and raised in the city an orphan
	Jack Noir: So she was super good with a dagger.
	Jack Noir: So good that she could backstab people left and right and save her skin
	Jack Noir: ..But she downed max
	Jack Noir: never killed
	Jack Noir: Right.
	Jack Noir: So, she tried to rob like, 2 people before bumping into a really nice person that talked her out of it
	Jack Noir: that person being the second robbing victim lol
	Jack Noir: But basically she's this very nice character that's dangerously good with daggers and dindu nuffin.
	Jack Noir: In front of Aedwin city
	Jack Noir: Some crazy guy calls all the poor folk over to discuss something.
	Jack Noir: Curious, Emilia approaches.
	Jack Noir: Talks of a revolt against the rich folk/the castle ensue
	Jack Noir: ...so she just
	Jack Noir: scuttles away from the group.
	Jack Noir: She didn't expect to be shot wit hfucking arrows though
	Jack Noir: So she's downed
	Jack Noir: Lifted and carried out of the city
	Jack Noir: Screaming for help the entire time.
	Jack Noir: About 3 blokes and Emilia were discussing the whole revolt thing
	Jack Noir: Emilia was undowned and not bound at all, but the blokes still tried to recruit her.
	Jack Noir: One of the blokes Emilia personally knew, let's call him Alex for simplicity
	Jack Noir: So the group pressures her into joining the "one finger", a group that's basically existing to overthrow the rulers and cause a massive revolt
	Jack Noir: good luck recruiting a pacifist character to that group
	Jack Noir: So when pressured, Emilia downs two blokes and runs.
	Jack Noir: She left Alex up
	Jack Noir: Alex undowns them both, they argue for a little, and Emilia runs off to the castle fearing for her life
	TASER: OH i was about to point out the "emilia was undowned" despite being shot earlier
	TASER: i thought the context was "she was unharmed", not "she was helped up"
	Jack Noir: yeah forgot to mention that
	Jack Noir: But yeah when you get undowned you get back with 50 HP as opposed to 100
	Jack Noir: Most of the times Emilia manages to save herself seem to be when she's down at about that HP mark, hilariously enough
	Jack Noir: But, yeah.
	Jack Noir: Emilia runs off to the castle.
	Jack Noir: Here comes Lord Raumund
	Jack Noir: Emilia pleads to him to let her in, and offers info on these one finger bloes.
	Jack Noir: blokes*
	Jack Noir: the Lord ponders, and lets her in
	Jack Noir: However, Lord's pretty protective of the family and the castle, so Emilia sleeps in the castle courtyard.
	Jack Noir: Fast forward a bit, Emilia helps the castle catch a bunch of blokes.
	Jack Noir: One guy was executed
	Jack Noir: Second guy was brought in, whom was Alex.
	Jack Noir: She pleaded Alex to be as cooperative as possible
	Jack Noir: so Lord Raumund let Alex go free
	Jack Noir: But then third guy
	Jack Noir: The BIG BAD LEADER of the group
	Jack Noir: We see him approach the castle and be like
	Jack Noir: "welp I fucked up"
	Jack Noir: "I accept my death"
	Jack Noir: etc.
	Jack Noir: They down him
	Jack Noir: Bring him to the gallows
	Jack Noir: Emilia follows
	Jack Noir: And Lord Raumund just swords his head off
	Jack Noir: (dismemberment not yet a feature, sorry)
	Jack Noir: Pretty shaken, Emilia looks around.
	Jack Noir: So, some blokes tried to save that fugitive
	Jack Noir: A priest took him away after he was downed at the castle
	Jack Noir: And carried him around till dropping him somewhere
	Jack Noir: Priest was never punished for it
	Jack Noir: Then
	Jack Noir: Some other bloke tried to rescue him
	Jack Noir: He failed, dropped him
	Jack Noir: And then tried to run
	Jack Noir: Where about 5+ people chased after him into the waters.
	Jack Noir: At the time the fugitive was already executed
	Jack Noir: Needless to say the "rescuer" was fucking destroyed.
	Jack Noir: This is when Emilia notices Alex is fucking down and bound for no reason.
	Jack Noir: She looks around quickly and /lifts him away into safety.
	Jack Noir: One bloke sees her do it
	Jack Noir: Introducing Myles Royce, the most insufferable cold-hearted fuckhead on the planet. cough
	Jack Noir: He goes "ohh raumund ain't gonna like that" and Emilia essentially flips him off and treats to Alex
	Jack Noir: Cue arguing, regret, stuff happens between Emilia and Alex
	Jack Noir: Emilia makes up her mind to go back to the castle and try to sort this out
	Jack Noir: So they prt ways
	Jack Noir: Alex's fate: unknown.
	Jack Noir: spoiler alert he died offscreen
	Jack Noir: Emilia never knew that
	Jack Noir: Anyway
	Jack Noir: Emilia approaches the castle.
	Jack Noir: Myles talks to me through the gates.
	Jack Noir: "he already knows you know you fucked up right"
	Jack Noir: essentially
	Jack Noir: Lord comes over
	Jack Noir: Frowns
	Jack Noir: I explain the whole situation to him
	Jack Noir: How I only escaped a fugitive he already let go
	Jack Noir: The Lord seems to be pretty fucking full of himself because he doesn't really take that into account
	Jack Noir: Tells me
	Jack Noir: "You have 5 seconds. You go with us to the dungeon, or you try to run away and die."
	Jack Noir: Emilia ponders.
	Jack Noir: "This fucking guy executed like 3 people right in front of me."
	Jack Noir: "Do I WANT to go into his goddamn dungeon"
	Jack Noir: about 4 seconds pass
	Jack Noir: FUCKING BOLT IT.
	Jack Noir: Cue running, knife-flinging and super well timed shield blocks
	Jack Noir: One of the chasers finally manage to down me.
	Jack Noir: Lord approaches.
	Jack Noir: He starts his execution speech
	Jack Noir: Emilia pleads with him and how she dindu nuffin
	Jack Noir: gave her no choice
	Jack Noir: stop it you heartless bastard she's a cinnamon bun
	Jack Noir: Goes
	Jack Noir: "I, Lord Raumund Pallus, sen-ehhh fuck this"
	Jack Noir: Dungeons me instead
	Jack Noir: yaaaaaaaayy.
	Jack Noir: well you better be prepared because that's not all.
	Jack Noir: brb gotta take a piss
	TASER is now Online.
	Jack Noir: b a c k
	Jack Noir: that wasn't a piss
	Jack Noir: RIGHT
	Jack Noir: Dungeon.
	Jack Noir: Guess what Lord Raumund does.
	Jack Noir: just a wild guess
	TASER is now Online.
	TASER: kill
	Jack Noir: nope
	Jack Noir: how's mental torture sound
	Jack Noir: So.
	Jack Noir: He tosses Emilia her dagger.
	Jack Noir: Then tells her this.
	Jack Noir: "You have three options right now.
	Jack Noir: 1. You rot in this cell for the rest of your life.
	Jack Noir: 2. You use this dagger to kill me.
	Jack Noir: 3. You use this dagger to kill yourself.
	Jack Noir: "
	Jack Noir: BAM.
	Jack Noir: TELLING THAT TO A PACIFIST CHARACTER.
	Jack Noir: WELL JEE THANKS
	Jack Noir: He never lets me out of the cell to do option 2, either
	Jack Noir: So Emilia is
	Jack Noir: freaking the fuck out.
	Jack Noir: "the fuck is this shit"
	Jack Noir: "I dindu nuffin and this psycho sadist fuckhead is giving me this"
	Jack Noir: By some amazing stoke of luck, though
	Jack Noir: Lord is distracted by some guards telling him
	Jack Noir: "YO LORD WE HAVE A PROBLEM
	Jack Noir: "CAN YALL FUCK OFF I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING"
	Jack Noir: "FUCKING REBELS STORMING THE CASTLE"
	Jack Noir: "UGH FINE"
	Jack Noir: so he just goes away
	Jack Noir: dealing with rebels
	Jack Noir: And I'm sitting there.
	Jack Noir: In the dungeon.
	Jack Noir: Freaking the fuck out.
	Jack Noir: Give or take 5-10 mins of alone-time
	Jack Noir: Some people approach.
	Jack Noir: The priest that was trying to save that one bloke from execution
	Jack Noir: Some "natural philosopher" aka scientist
	Jack Noir: And I ponder about what the fuck did I do to deserve this with those two blokes.
	Jack Noir: Priest wants t let me out
	Jack Noir: The scientist is too spooked to do so
	Jack Noir: Waste some time with them
	Jack Noir: Suddenly, two dudes come around.
	Jack Noir: "We're letting her out."
	Jack Noir: One of them was the farmer I was mildly acquainted with and the other bloke I had no idea who he was.
	Jack Noir: tl;dr two complete strangers just open my door and let me go.
	Jack Noir: So, bam.
	Jack Noir: Emilia Xorge has escaped prison.
	Jack Noir: Raumund Pallus didn't know how she dunnit
	Jack Noir: but she don dunnit
	Jack Noir: So, Emilia never actually left Aedwin after that because it was her birthplace
	Jack Noir: (also because it's the most popular RP spot atm cough cough)
	Jack Noir: But she lives her life for about a solid IRL week
	Jack Noir: well less
	Jack Noir: or more
	Jack Noir: idk
	Jack Noir: But the player behind Raumund had to fuck off for a bit
	Jack Noir: actually wait
	Jack Noir: He comes online at some point
	Jack Noir: I'm like "ok you know what"
	Jack Noir: "I'm gonna sneak into the dungeons metal gear style"
	Jack Noir: "find that Raumund dude
	Jack Noir: toss him in jail
	Jack Noir: and fuckin talk it out or something idfk"
	Jack Noir: So Emilia sneaks in
	Jack Noir: ..but first
	Jack Noir: The dungeons are labyrinthine, one of the dead ends is close th the actual dungeons
	Jack Noir: So she goes to the dead end and starts listening in.
	Jack Noir: Some of it is muffled but she makes out
	Jack Noir: some Blue Draught guy
	Jack Noir: Alice Something aka one of the guards/commanders essentially
	Jack Noir: And Raumund.
	Jack Noir: She listens in and hears how the blue draught pleads for his life
	Jack Noir: an execution?
	Jack Noir: Ok, some more time passes.
	Jack Noir: "Can I get a last request"
	Jack Noir: CHOP SWING CHOP
	Jack Noir: "You don't get a last request."
	Jack Noir: Savage Lord Phallus did it again
	Jack Noir: Now.
	Jack Noir: Some time later
	Jack Noir: Emilia witnesses Alice get out of the dungeons.
	Jack Noir: oh shit
	Jack Noir: raumund still there
	Jack Noir: sneaky sneak.
	Jack Noir: Watch Raumund turn his fucking back on the entrance
	Jack Noir: I have a dagger.
	Jack Noir: He's putting on armor.
	Jack Noir: Stab stab
	Jack Noir: Downed
	Jack Noir: Bound
	Jack Noir: In jail, fucker.
	Jack Noir: Cue arguing, figuring out why the fuck did he do that, etc.
	Jack Noir: Apparently Myles Royce (yeah remember that fuckhead) never told the Lord WHICH fugitive I rescued
	Jack Noir: so Lord just assumed there were more of the One Finger blokes
	Jack Noir: and I was still with them or some shit
	Jack Noir: I scream my guts out at him and tell him how much of a human garbage he is
	Jack Noir: And then lo and behold.
	Jack Noir: ANOTHER blue draught enters and sees the commotion.
	Jack Noir: I'm like "OH HEY, You're a blue draught right"
	Jack Noir: "yeah uhh why's the lord bound and in jail"
	Jack Noir: "well you see he killed your fucking friend."
	Jack Noir: "oh."
	Jack Noir: some more arguing with the lord, telling him
	Jack Noir: "Well I choose the fourth option bitch"
	Jack Noir: Technically I never tried to kill the lord, right :^)
	Jack Noir: Let the Draught deal with it
	Jack Noir: And I gave Lord the chance to apologize for all his shit but he instead decides to be a pompous douche instead
	Jack Noir: so I'm like
	Jack Noir: fuck it
	Jack Noir: I have to GTG in literally 5 seconds
	Jack Noir: so I'll just gtfo from the dungeon, tell the draught to do his thing
	Jack Noir: and go offline
	Jack Noir: once I come back
	Jack Noir: I have no idea if
	Jack Noir: 1. the blue draught survived
	Jack Noir: 2. if the lord survived
	Jack Noir: 3. if the lord told anyone, if he survived, about me setting his death up like that
	Jack Noir: so back to hiding and fearing for my life I gooo, yaaay
	Jack Noir: Fast forward a bit, holy fucking shit lo and behold it's the useless King Collinn aka the ACTUAL ruler of Aedwin!
	Jack Noir: Let's lay out all my problems on him and tell how much of a piece of shit Raumund is!
	Jack Noir: Emilia proceeds to complain and bawl to the king, and the king's like "yeah I know how you feel I'm a pacifist too and Raumund's doing fucked up shit"
	Jack Noir: "he's still a friend but GOD DAMN FUCK"
	Jack Noir: I'm like
	Jack Noir: fuck yes
	Jack Noir: problem solved
	Jack Noir: ...maybe?
	Jack Noir: I've never seen King Collin after that. Great king.
	Jack Noir: He never spoke to Raumund either because he was offline.
	Jack Noir: r i p
	TASER: i'm already guessing pallus didn't actually get killed at all
	Jack Noir: So, start today, the final arc of this whole chaotic mess of shit
	Jack Noir: I'm loitering about Aedwin.
	Jack Noir: Noob Guitarist comes online.
	Jack Noir: oh shit.
	Jack Noir: charater's like dum de dum
	Jack Noir: overhear in chat
	Jack Noir: "Ra#m#d..."
	Jack Noir: what
	Jack Noir: the
	Jack Noir: fuc
	TASER: called it
	Jack Noir: so I'm like hol the fucking phone he's alive???
	Jack Noir: (I actually knew OOCly he was alive because adminsquad but shhh)
	Jack Noir: ICly she's freaking out.
	Jack Noir: Spy on castle just to make sure
	Jack Noir: Raumund doesn't see me
	Jack Noir: ok
	Jack Noir: here he is here's this fucker
	Jack Noir: climb on the castle, espionage action BEGIN.
	Jack Noir: Hide behind some wall.
	Jack Noir: Fucking SHIT HE JUST PASSED RIGHT BY ME.
	Jack Noir: He didn't see me and I was fucking alt-tabbed out of the game.
	Jack Noir: so ok
	Jack Noir: Eavesdrop on them blokes.
	Jack Noir: Raumund's just conversing with a bunch of blokes, like 4 of them, about politics and shit
	Jack Noir: Suddenly he's like "gonna patrol the castle alone"
	Jack Noir: fuck me
	Jack Noir: ok
	Jack Noir: Parkour my way like a total super pro shithead I am
	Jack Noir: into the private quarters at the top of the castle with a key
	Jack Noir: take a blue key
	Jack Noir: and wait for Phallus to come around to that part.
	Jack Noir: He's patrolling th ecastle so I set up an ambush.
	Jack Noir: oh hey, he has a pet duck, neat.
	Jack Noir: anyway.
	Jack Noir: footsteps
	Jack Noir: 3rd person camera glitching to see him approaching
	Jack Noir: he opens the fucking door
	Jack Noir: dagger at the ready
	Jack Noir: we glare at each other for split second
	Jack Noir: and then we start fighting the fuck out.
	Jack Noir: I use dagger, shit.
	Jack Noir: Doesn't work, he has armor and he has a sword, too dangerous
	Jack Noir: I manage to force him to jump OUT OF THE CASTLE
	Jack Noir: Into the river
	Jack Noir: I'm like "oh shit is he downed"
	Jack Noir: look down
	Jack Noir: "shit, no he isn't"
	Jack Noir: jump after him
	Jack Noir: throwing daggers at the ready
	Jack Noir: perfect
	Jack Noir: toss daggers at him
	Jack Noir: aim for the head, he doesn't have a helmet on
	Jack Noir: bam downed
	Jack Noir: meanwhile duck is freaking the fuck out.
	Jack Noir: I grab him
	Jack Noir: and fucking RUN.
	Jack Noir: Just anywhere so we're not followed.
	Jack Noir: Run out into the fields
	Jack Noir: Look behind me
	Jack Noir: "is that the fucking duck"
	Jack Noir: "wait do I see torchlight"
	Jack Noir: "SOMEONE IS FOLLOWING THE FUCKING DUCK"
	Jack Noir: keep running
	Jack Noir: think of a good hiding location
	TASER is now Away.
	Jack Noir: fuck can't think of anything GOOD, make do with the forest.
	Jack Noir: hide in the forest
	Jack Noir: drop the bound fucker
	Jack Noir: Start trying to settle differences with him
	Jack Noir: More arguing, yadda yadda, you're a piece of shit
	Jack Noir: the duck and that dude find us.
	Jack Noir: I take my dagger out and step behind the lord
	Jack Noir: "YOU MOVE AND HE DIES"
	Jack Noir: full on hostage situation
	Jack Noir: I'm trying to make sure those blokes don't interfere
	Jack Noir: Raumund's like
	Jack Noir: "Ok let me explain what's going on."
	Jack Noir: "Don't interfere with us yadda yadda"
	Jack Noir: suddenly headbutts me
	Jack Noir: /me'd action
	Jack Noir: I freak out, stab him a bunch, he's downed
	Jack Noir: "FUCK DON'T MOVE"
	Jack Noir: panic
	Jack Noir: the bloke with the duck seizes the moment
	Jack Noir: and starts swinging his giant ass zweihander with me
	Jack Noir: I'm freaking out
	Jack Noir: D o w n e d
	Jack Noir: So. welp.
	Jack Noir: Here's Raumund
	Jack Noir: Here's this random ass bloke
	Jack Noir: And here's this goddamn fucking duck.
	Jack Noir: And me, downed.
	Jack Noir: WELP
	Jack Noir: BACK TO THE DUNGEON.
	Jack Noir: fast forward a bit.
	Jack Noir: Me in the dungeon, Raumund outside the cells.
	Jack Noir: I manage to coneal my shortsword and I am wearing my chainmail hood
	Jack Noir: Emilia, at this point
	Jack Noir: Is full on "okay what the fuck should I do then"
	TASER is now Online.
	Jack Noir: "I'm a pacifist but I can't kill this bloke"
	Jack Noir: and*
	Jack Noir: "But this fuckhead tortured me"
	Jack Noir: Back in the Draught situation we already cleared up that RAUMUND YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU FUCKED UP
	Jack Noir: So I remind him that here
	Jack Noir: I'm in the cell, and he's like
	Jack Noir: "lol you know what to do"
	Jack Noir: tosses me the dagger again.
	Jack Noir: Now I'm seriously considering option #2.
	Jack Noir: But he's still keeping me locked in.
	Jack Noir: I'm like dude, you're not even giving me a valid option.
	Jack Noir: He's like ehh fine.
	Jack Noir: OK what if.
	Jack Noir: You're not going to be Emilia Xang...
	Jack Noir: but Sophia Rando? (something to that effect)
	Jack Noir: I'm like
	Jack Noir: Hmm... maybe.
	Jack Noir: But Emilia thought this.
	Jack Noir: "what the fuck is he going to do this time."
	Jack Noir: Prior, she already told him this -
	Jack Noir: "Yeah good job on breaking an innocent girl, come on, you're almost there, just a little more and you'll make a murderer out of me."
	Jack Noir: ...see where this is going
	Jack Noir: But, okay, so far, nothings too screwy.
	Jack Noir: New identity.
	Jack Noir: New person.
	Jack Noir: Cool.
	Jack Noir: He opens the cell door
	Jack Noir: ...and punches me in the fucking face.
	Jack Noir: And then stomps on my knee.
	Jack Noir: Now.
	Jack Noir: What do you think happens next.
	TASER: dies
	Jack Noir: duck distracts lord
	Jack Noir: lord turns back to me.
	Jack Noir: i was punched in the face.
	Jack Noir: I made it abundantly fucking clear he gave my character PTSD with that stupid torture
	Jack Noir: now he's going physical.
	Jack Noir: oh hey what's this you gave me a dagger?
	Jack Noir: STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB
	Jack Noir: Lord Raumund Pallus, has died.
	Jack Noir: STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB
	Jack Noir: Apparently his lover or something, and Alice, second in Command, were listening in to the whole thing happening
	Jack Noir: They rush in and stab me to death.
	Jack Noir: Emilia Xang, has died.
	TASER: called it
	Jack Noir: best part?
	Jack Noir: if he didn't punch me in the face maybe he'd stay alive.
	Jack Noir: not sure about Emilia because she was contemplating suicide already
	Jack Noir: but
	Jack Noir: welp
	Jack Noir: great job
	Jack Noir: Now, character motivation.
	Jack Noir: Lord said he won't kill those who won't kill back.
	Jack Noir: I argue "You're going to torture them instead huh"
	Jack Noir: Lightly hinting at the fact that torture might be worse than death
	Jack Noir: He did this because he's overly protective of his family and the castle
	Jack Noir: So he went
	Jack Noir: a little bit too far
	Jack Noir: trying to break a girl so hard so she never even thought about killing him or his family.
	Jack Noir: so it horribly, horribly backfired.
	Jack Noir: He made a murderer out of a goddamn pacifist.
	Jack Noir: From Emilia's point of view Raumund was a goddamn sadistic douche canoe that has a torture fetish
	Jack Noir: but in reality he was just so in the middle and morally grey that he had his own skewed philosophies that
	Jack Noir: obviously backfired
	Jack Noir: The end... or is it???
	Jack Noir: what happen next???
	Jack Noir: stay tuned on medieval RP aka bootleg game of thrones