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| # coding: utf-8 | |
| require 'cinch' | |
| def unko | |
| "π©" | |
| end | |
| def shit | |
| unko | |
| end | |
| def big_shit | |
| <<EOS | |
| a | |
| aaa | |
| aaaaa | |
| aaaaaaa | |
| aaaaaaaaa | |
| aaaaaaaaaaa | |
| aaaaaaaaaaaaa | |
| EOS | |
| end | |
| def shit_aa | |
| aa = <<EOS | |
| γγγβ« β« β« | |
| γγγγγ½ | |
| γγοΌοΌΏγ οΌ | |
| γοΌοΌΏγγγ οΌ | |
| οΌοΌΏοΌΏοΌΏοΌΏοΌΏοΌΏ οΌ | |
| γγ½(Β΄ο½₯Οο½₯)οΎγ | |
| γγ |γ / | |
| γγ UU | |
| EOS | |
| aa | |
| end | |
| def throw_shit_aa | |
| aa = <<EOS | |
| γγγγ ΞοΌΏΞ ο½Όο½ο½― | |
| γγγγ(`ο½₯Οο½₯Β΄) | |
| γγγγ(γ€γγγ¨ε½‘ | |
| γγγγγγγοΌγ/ | |
| γγγγγγοΌγ / | |
| γγγγγοΌγγ/ | |
| γγγγοΌγγ / | |
| γγγοΌ /// / οΎοΎο½° | |
| γγοΌγaγ/ | |
| γοΌγγ γ/ | |
| EOS | |
| aa.gsub('a', shit) | |
| end | |
| def rain_aa | |
| aa = <<EOS | |
| /γΒ°/ /γ/γ/ //γ/ // | |
| |οΏ£οΏ£οΏ£οΏ£|οΏ£οΏ£ |γ/ Β° | |
| |γ //γοΌaοΌγ|γ/Β°// | |
| |γ//γγ/_|\ γ | /γ/ | |
| |ｑ β§,,β§γ γ//γ|γ/Β°/ | |
| |β©Β΄ο½₯_ο½₯`β© Β°γ/γ| ｑ/ / | |
| οΏ£οΏ£οΏ£οΏ£οΏ£οΏ£ | |
| EOS | |
| aa.gsub('a', shit) | |
| end | |
| def neji_aa | |
| aa = <<EOS | |
| βγ½( ο½₯Οο½₯`)οΎβ | |
| γβγ½(ο½₯Οο½₯`)οΎβ | |
| γγβ(Οο½₯`οΎβ | |
| γγγ(ο½₯`β ) | |
| γγ (βγγ)οΎβ | |
| γ βγ½(γγ )οΎβ | |
| γγβ(γ Β΄)οΎβ | |
| γγγ(γΒ΄οΎβ | |
| γγγ( οΎβ ) | |
| γγγβΒ΄ο½₯Ο) | |
| γ βγ½( ο½₯Οο½₯)β | |
| γβγ½( ο½₯Οο½₯`)οΎβ | |
| EOS | |
| aa.gsub('β', shit) | |
| end | |
| class Shitbot | |
| def initialize | |
| bot = Cinch::Bot.new do | |
| configure do |c| | |
| c.server = '******' | |
| c.ssl.use = true | |
| c.port = '******' | |
| c.nick = 'shitbot' | |
| c.realname = '******' | |
| c.password = '******' | |
| c.channels = ['******'] | |
| end | |
| on :message, /γ/ do |m| | |
| message = m.message.split("γ", -1).map {|str| | |
| "γ" * str.size | |
| }.join("γ") | |
| size = ((m.user.nick.size - 'shitbot'.size) / 2).to_i | |
| if (size >= 0) | |
| m.target.notice(("γ" * size) + message.gsub("γ", "γ")) | |
| m.target.notice(("γ" * size) + message.gsub("γ", "γ")) | |
| else | |
| m.target.notice(message.sub("γ" * (-size), "").gsub("γ", "γ")) | |
| m.target.notice(message.sub("γ" * (-size), "").gsub("γ", "γ")) | |
| end | |
| end | |
| on :message, /shit/ do |m| | |
| m.target.notice shit * (1..10).to_a.sample | |
| end | |
| on :message, /shit stream/ do |m| | |
| thread = Thread.new do | |
| 20.times do | |
| m.target.notice shit * 20 | |
| sleep 1 | |
| end | |
| end | |
| thread.join | |
| end | |
| on :message, /big shit/ do |m| | |
| m.target.notice big_shit.gsub("a", shit).gsub(" ", " ") | |
| end | |
| #on :message, /unko/ do |m| | |
| # thread = Thread.new do | |
| # 1000.times do | |
| # m.target.notice shit * 20 if (1..10).to_a.sample == 1 | |
| # sleep 60 | |
| # end | |
| # end | |
| # thread.join | |
| #end | |
| on :message, /γγ/ do |m| | |
| #m.target.notice "γ" | |
| end | |
| on :message, /γγ/ do |m| | |
| m.target.notice throw_shit_aa | |
| end | |
| on :message, /γ/ do |m| | |
| m.target.notice shit_aa | |
| end | |
| on :message, /ι¨/ do |m| | |
| m.target.notice rain_aa | |
| end | |
| on :message, /γγ/ do |m| | |
| m.target.notice neji_aa | |
| end | |
| end | |
| bot.start | |
| end | |
| end | |
| Shitbot.new |
udzura
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Oct 3, 2013
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