I hereby claim:
- I am roflmao on github.
- I am roflmao (https://keybase.io/roflmao) on keybase.
- I have a public key ASC3dvuxtu220TjdCKKEa2z7xQYyu-SG5DuN7vMI6-sVwgo
To claim this, I am signing this object:
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| a.horizontal | |
| span.text Horizontal | |
| a.vertical | |
| span.text Vertical |
roflmao
/ keybase.md
Created
October 20, 2017 07:39
roflmao
/ gist:c42d5393f4ccb526e86c
Created
December 11, 2014 09:45
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| if (beresp.ttl <= 0s || | |
| beresp.http.Set-Cookie || | |
| beresp.http.Surrogate-control ~ "no-store" || | |
| (!beresp.http.Surrogate-Control && | |
| beresp.http.Cache-Control ~ "no-store|private") || | |
| beresp.http.Vary == "*") { | |
| /* | |
| * Mark as "Hit-For-Pass" for the next 2 minutes | |
| */ | |
| set beresp.ttl = 120s; |
roflmao
/ gist:1b615120d6bddbe0821a
Created
November 26, 2014 13:11
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| #eth0 is manually configured, and slave to the "bond0" bonded NIC | |
| auto eth0 | |
| iface eth0 inet manual | |
| bond-master bond0 | |
| bond-primary eth0 | |
| #eth1 ditto, thus creating a 2-link bond. | |
| auto eth1 | |
| iface eth1 inet manual | |
| bond-master bond0 |
roflmao
/ gist:bd7ea2c936f28f08b8fe
Created
August 20, 2014 07:18
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| kv { | |
| field_split => ":" | |
| tags => ["deploy"] | |
| add_tag => "deploy-kv" | |
| } |
roflmao
/ gist:9c78e5a1ab84a9930a0b
Created
August 1, 2014 08:15
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| Content-Type: text/html;charset=UTF-8 | |
| X-Varnish: 29 98320 | |
| Age: 0 | |
| Via: 1.1 varnish-v4 | |
| X-Grace: none | |
| Accept-Ranges: bytes | |
| Content-Length: 105044 | |
| Date: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 08:14:00 GMT | |
| X-Varnish: 1710695096 | |
| Age: 0 |
roflmao
/ gist:7192369
Created
October 28, 2013 06:52
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| mark_position=0 | |
| mark_encrypted=· |
roflmao
/ gist:7116338
Created
October 23, 2013 10:39
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| ub vcl_recv { | |
| if (req.backend.healthy) { | |
| set req.grace = 5m; | |
| } else { | |
| set req.grace = 1h; | |
| } | |
| if ( req.url ~ "/static/" ) { | |
| unset req.http.Cookie; |
roflmao
/ gist:6881387
Created
October 8, 2013 08:24
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| On tap at CROW: | |
| 1. Scream Ale | |
| 2. India Vienna Lager | |
| 3. Dead Canary Lager (Keller/Zwickelbier) | |
| 4. Crow Experimental IPA #4 (KIWI HOPS) | |
| 5. Last of the Kakako | |
| 6. Black CROW lager | |
| 7. Flying Couch Bastard (Amber Ale) | |
| 8. Red Rice Ale |
roflmao
/ gist:6865485
Created
October 7, 2013 10:08
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| HTTP/1.1 500 Internal Server Error | |
| Vary: Accept-Encoding | |
| Server: MochiWeb/1.1 WebMachine/1.10.0 (never breaks eye contact) | |
| Date: Mon, 07 Oct 2013 10:08:29 GMT | |
| Content-Type: text/html | |
| Content-Length: 1009 | |
| <html><head><title>500 Internal Server Error</title></head><body><h1>Internal Server Error</h1>The server encountered an error while processing this request:<br><pre>[{webmachine_resource,do,3,[{file,"src/webmachine_resource.erl"},{line,142}]}, | |
| {webmachine_decision_core,resource_call,1, | |
| [{file,"src/webmachine_decision_core.erl"}, |
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