Pat Eason pat-eason

🍺 The Claude Status Page Drinking Game

"Is Claude down again or is it just me?" "It's 9:07 AM in San Francisco. So yes."

A beverage of your choosing (hard mode: espresso martinis before standup)
The Anthropic Status Page bookmarked, pinned, tattooed on your forearm
A Slack channel where at least three engineers have already posted "is claude down?"

	services:
	chroma:
	image: "chromadb/chroma:latest"
	volumes:
	- ./__data__/chromadb:/chroma/chroma
	environment:
	- IS_PERSISTENT=TRUE
	- PERSIST_DIRECTORY=${PERSIST_DIRECTORY:-/chroma/chroma}
	- ANONYMIZED_TELEMETRY=${ANONYMIZED_TELEMETRY:-TRUE}
	ports:

	JavascriptJukebox = {
	letsGetThisPartyStarted: function(){
	Array.prototype.randomElement = function () {
	return this[Math.floor(Math.random() * this.length)];
	};
	var lyrics = this.lyrics().randomElement();
	this.playItAgainTony(lyrics);
	},
	playItAgainTony: function(lyrics){
	var i = 0;

	/*
	* Based off of Sails.js 0.11.1 Blueprints REST API generator
	*/
	Blueprints = {
	serializeObject: function(){
	//js function to create json object out of form data
	$.fn.serializeObject = function(){
	var o = {};
	var a = this.serializeArray();
	$.each(a, function() {

	<?php
	//create our mega query with post data, meta fields, and taxonomies
	function get_posts_terms_fields($params=null){
	global $wpdb;

	$defaults=array(
	'posts_per_page' => 5,
	'offset' => 0,
	'category' => '',
	'category_name' => '',

	#set variables
	SET @oldurl = 'http://oldurl.com';
	SET @newurl = 'http://newurl.com';

	#update wp_site options
	UPDATE wp_options SET option_value = replace(option_value, @oldurl, @newurl) WHERE option_name = 'home' OR option_name = 'siteurl';

	#update wp_posts guid
	UPDATE wp_posts SET guid = REPLACE (guid, @oldurl, @newurl);

	function get_menu_parent_ID($menu_name){
	if(!isset($menu_name)){
	return "No menu name provided in arguments";
	}
	$menu_slug = $menu_name;
	$locations = get_nav_menu_locations();
	$menu_id = $locations[$menu_slug];
	$post_id = get_the_ID();
	$menu_items = wp_get_nav_menu_items($menu_id);
	$parent_item_id = wp_filter_object_list($menu_items,array('object_id'=>$post_id),'and','menu_item_parent');

	//Comment walker
	function comments_walker($comment, $args, $depth) {
	$GLOBALS['comment'] = $comment;
	extract($args, EXTR_SKIP);

	if ( 'div' == $args['style'] ) {
	$tag = 'div';
	$add_below = 'comment';
	} else {
	$tag = 'li';

	function cycle($first_value, $values = '*') {
	static $count = array();
	$values = func_get_args();
	$name = 'default';
	$last_item = end($values);
	if( substr($last_item, 0, 1) === ':' ) {
	$name = substr($last_item, 1);
	array_pop($values);
	}
	if( !isset($count[$name]) )