nicolasramy/bad-joke.sh

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nicolasramy revised this gist Jan 15, 2016. No changes.
nicolasramy revised this gist Jan 15, 2016. No changes.
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bad-joke.sh

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+    #
+    #
+    fake-cd() {
+        echo "bash: cd: $1: No such file or directory"
+    }
+    #
+    #
+    fake-ls() {
+        echo "ls: cannot access $1: No such file or directory"
+    }
+    alias cd=fake-cd
+    alias ls=fake-ls