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SDT spinner verbs
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"mode": "replace",
"verbs": [
"Bending the girders",
"Consulting the Hypnotoad",
"ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD",
"Defrosting cryogenic chamber",
"Recalibrating the Planet Express",
"Rebooting Bender's morality chip",
"Downloading Finglonger schematics",
"Polishing dark matter engines",
"Negotiating with the Robot Mafia",
"Compiling Smell-O-Scope firmware",
"Asking the Professor for good news",
"Routing through Tube Transport System",
"Decrypting Nibbler's mission logs",
"Reticulating What-If Machine",
"Calibrating the Farnsworth Parabox",
"Uploading consciousness to the internet",
"Querying the Central Bureaucracy",
"Filing requisition forms in triplicate",
"Waiting for bureaucrat grade 36 approval",
"Defragmenting Robot Hell",
"Bribing the Donbot",
"Tuning the holophonor",
"Extracting dark matter from Nibblonians",
"Initializing the Angry Dome",
"Spinning up the Doomsday Device",
"Paging Hermes for a requisition form",
"Limboing under the performance threshold",
"Activating Bender's on/off switch",
"Consulting Calculon's acting subroutines",
"Warming up the Were-Car",
"Feeding the owls in the dumpster",
"Deploying Killbots past their preset kill limit",
"Rebooting suicide booth firmware",
"Checking Leela's wristamajiggy",
"Consulting Robot Elder Council",
"Refueling with Slurm",
"Searching for the lost city of Atlanta",
"Resynchronizing time sphere",
"Reversing Chi particle flow",
"Generating new Torgo's Executive Powder",
"Pressing any key to continue",
"Pressing ANY key to continue",
"Loading Compuglobalhypermeganet",
"Pinging the Mapple Store",
"Asking Frink for a technical explanation",
"Embiggening the dataset",
"Applying perfectly cromulent algorithm",
"Routing through the Ultranet",
"Consulting the Movementarian mainframe",
"Initializing Linguo the grammar robot",
"Downloading at 28.8 kilobaud",
"Waiting for the internet to load",
"Spinning up monorail control system",
"Consulting Scorpio's project plan",
"Re-routing through Sector 7-G",
"Querying Springfield Nuclear mainframe",
"Checking Mr. Burns' Y2K bunker",
"Booting up Pierce Brosnan smart house",
"Indexing stonecutters' database",
"Searching Lyle Lanley's deployment history",
"Computing trajectory of trash ball",
"Paging Professor Frink's laboratory",
"Running Flanders' prayer subroutine",
"Loading Krusty Brand seal of approval",
"Recompiling inanimate carbon rod driver",
"Consulting Gil's sales pipeline",
"Migrating from Mainframe to Celebrate",
"Asking Comic Book Guy: What was the worst prompt ever?",
"Upgrading Kwik-E-Mart inventory system",
"Pouring syrup on the server pancakes",
"Aligning GANTT chart milestones",
"Entering the requirements phase",
"Scheduling the JAD session",
"Updating RACI matrix",
"Generating COCOMO estimate",
"Cross-referencing the PERT chart",
"Consulting CMM maturity model",
"Filing change control board request",
"Baselining the functional specification",
"Reconciling work breakdown structure",
"Drafting statement of work",
"Migrating COBOL batch jobs",
"Decommissioning the AS/400",
"Recommissioning the AS/400",
"Rationalizing mainframe portfolio",
"Scheduling the cutover window",
"Extending the cutover window",
"Drafting the go/no-go criteria",
"Escalating to steering committee",
"Printing project charter on the dot-matrix",
"Faxing status report to the PMO",
"Convening architecture review board",
"Updating risk register",
"Rotating backup tapes",
"Paging on-call DBA",
"Submitting RFC to the CAB",
"Waiting on the procurement cycle",
"Justifying the ROI to management",
"Inventorying the legacy interfaces",
"Replatforming green screen",
"Mapping CICS transactions",
"Reverse-engineering the data dictionary",
"Documenting tribal knowledge",
"Scheduling the parallel run",
"Validating regression suite",
"Negotiating the SLA with the vendor",
"Archiving to the tape library",
"Running the nightly batch window",
"Dusting off the technical design document",
"Rebinding the DB2 packages",
"Checking out from SourceSafe",
"Resolving the SourceSafe lock conflict",
"Merging in CVS without crying",
"Compiling the MFC dialog resources",
"Linking the DLL dependencies",
"Registering the COM objects",
"Marshalling the DCOM interfaces",
"Editing WIN.INI by hand",
"Tweaking CONFIG.SYS buffers",
"Allocating conventional memory",
"Loading high into upper memory",
"Optimizing AUTOEXEC.BAT",
"Defragmenting FAT16 partition",
"Configuring IRQ jumpers",
"Resolving the IRQ conflict",
"Setting DIP switches",
"Compiling Turbo C 3.0 project",
"Debugging in Turbo Pascal",
"Stepping through the Delphi form designer",
"Generating Visual Basic 6 OCX",
"Registering the ActiveX control",
"Flushing the ODBC connection pool",
"Building the MFC AppWizard skeleton",
"Patching the TSR in memory",
"Checking the extended memory manager",
"Swapping to the EMS page frame",
"Running CHKDSK on drive C:",
"Formatting the 5.25-inch floppy",
"Rewinding the QIC tape backup",
"Indexing the dBASE III+ tables",
"Normalizing the Clipper database",
"Compiling the COBOL copybooks",
"Submitting the JCL batch job",
"Punching the virtual card deck",
"Linking the COFF object files",
"Flattening the nested includes",
"Untangling spaghetti code",
"Generating Rational Rose diagram",
"Generating UML sequence diagram",
"Initializing CORBA ORB",
"Inserting coin to continue",
"Blowing on cartridge",
"Loading from cassette tape",
"Warming up CRT",
"Selecting difficulty with Game Genie",
"Mapping Doom WAD",
"Entering Konami Code",
"Warping to World 8-1",
"Grinding XP in starting zone",
"Respawning at last checkpoint",
"Consulting hint book",
"Saving to memory card slot 1",
"Calling 1-900 hint line",
"Entering IDDQD for god mode",
"Typing IDKFA for full weapons",
"Fragging respawn point",
"Camping quad damage",
"Strafe-jumping across the gap",
"Rocket-jumping to ledge",
"Bunny-hopping through the corridor",
"Feeding Pac-Man dots",
"Dodging ghost train in Final Fantasy VI",
"Grinding Gil in Gold Saucer",
"Optimizing linked slot Materia",
"Summoning Knights of the Round",
"Breeding gold chocobo",
"Pixel-hunting for hidden item",
"Rubber-banding AI difficulty",
"Loading next CD",
"Please insert Disc 2",
"Defragging Wing Commander",
"Recalculating X-COM hit percentage",
"Reloading save before Psycho Mantis fight",
"Switching to controller port 2",
"Adjusting RF adapter",
"Tuning channel 3/4 switch",
"Untangling controller cable",
"Power cycling cartridge slot",
"Spinning disk in Sega CD",
"Reading pack-in manual",
"To continue play, deposit more quarters",
"Slapping side of the cabinet",
"Jiggling the joystick",
"Mashing Player 1 Start button",
"Checking high score table",
"Entering ASS on the scoreboard",
"Dodging barrels on scaffolding",
"Eating power pellet",
"Reversing ghost AI",
"Clearing kill screen",
"Vectoring Asteroids",
"Hyperspace-jumping to safety",
"Defending cities from MIRVs",
"Thrusting away from gravity well",
"Launching smart bomb",
"General failure reading drive A",
"Jousting buzzard riders",
"Tapping turbo button",
"Flipping pinball bumper",
"Matching Tetris line clear",
"Building to T-spin",
"Stacking for Tetris clear",
"Racing against attract mode timer",
"Dodging Centipede segments",
"Pumping up Dig Dug enemies",
"Hammering whack-a-mole",
"Navigating Marble Madness ramp",
"Delivering papers past breakdancers",
"I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be",
"Charging a hadouken in the input buffer",
"Rising with a shoryuken through frame data",
"Parrying third strike",
"Continuing in 9... 8... 7",
"Feeding coin mech",
"Hacking the Gibson",
"Trashing for intel",
"Phreaking the phone switch",
"Surfing the 28.8 kbps modem",
"Type cookie you idiot",
"Mess with the best, die like the rest",
"T I R E D of the same old ANSI menus? GET RIPPED!",
"Rollerblading through firewall",
"Hacking sprinkler system",
"Dumping garbage file",
"Compiling Acid Burn's virus",
"Decrypting Da Vinci worm",
"Uploading rabbit to network",
"War-dialing the exchange",
"Social-engineering security guard",
"Scanning for open ports on the Gibson",
"Bouncing through nine proxies",
"Rendering 3D file system",
"Flying through mainframe cityscape",
"Crash and Burn igniting firewall",
"Loading Cereal Killer's exploit kit",
"Pinging Secret Service honeypot",
"Zeroing out ballast program",
"Surfing NYPD frequency",
"Invoking right to hack",
"Assembling elite hacker posse",
"Following the white rabbit",
"Downloading kung fu",
"Dodging bullet-time query",
"Taking the red pill",
"Jacking into construct",
"Loading jump program",
"There is no spoon-feeding data",
"Bending runtime",
"Reloading the Matrix",
"Freeing mind from legacy code",
"Playing a nice game of chess instead",
"Shall we play a game",
"War-dialing WOPR",
"Finding the backdoor through professor's password",
"The only winning move is not to deploy",
"Teaching computer tic-tac-toe",
"Cycling through DEFCON levels",
"Joshua is thinking",
"Simulating Global Thermonuclear War",
"Checking for back door",
"Entering the Grid",
"Derezzzing old process",
"Lightcycling through I/O tower",
"Digitizing user",
"Fighting for the Users",
"Recognizer scanning the sector",
"Warring corrupted programs on the disc",
"Too many secrets in anagram",
"Decrypting Setec Astronomy",
"Pen-testing facility",
"Social-engineering our way past guard",
"Brute-forcing black box",
"Listening to dial tones",
"Building hydra worm",
"Loading multi-monitor hacking montage",
"Cracking encryption under duress",
"Speed-typing through firewall",
"Ordering pizza through internet",
"Deleting identity from database",
"Navigating Praetorians' backdoor",
"Clicking pi symbol at bottom of page",
"Losing identity to a floppy disk",
"Checking TPS report cover sheet",
"Loading new cover sheet memo",
"Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays",
"PC LOAD LETTER, what the f does that mean",
"The ratio of cake to people is too big",
"Collating TPS reports",
"Jumping to conclusions on mat",
"Checking minimum flair requirements",
"Updating bank software for the 2000 switch",
"Saying the magic word",
"Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word",
"Rebooting park systems",
"Compiling lysine contingency",
"Hacking door locks from Unix terminal",
"Newman steals the embryo transfer",
"Uploading 320 gigs to brain",
"Exceeding storage capacity",
"Downloading through dolphin",
"Jacking into net with VR helmet",
"Delivering encrypted payload by courier",
"The truth is out there in the logs",
"Trust no one's commit message",
"The Lone Gunmen tap the surveillance feed",
"Mulder's unraveling the conspiracy theory",
"Scully's demanding a rational explanation",
"Diving into net",
"Ghost-hacking the puppet master",
"Activating thermoptic camo",
"Section 9 initiates the operation",
"Feeding doll to computer",
"Hacking NORAD with a modem",
"Creating perfect AI with a Memotech",
"Lightning-bolting mainframe to life",
"Jacking into virtual reality suit",
"Ascending to pure digital consciousness",
"Rendering VR landscape at 4 FPS",
"Becoming lawnmower cybergod",
"Enhancing surveillance footage",
"Rotating image and enhancing again",
"NSA tracking through every camera",
"Stripping metadata from tape",
"Searching for 216-digit number",
"Maxing out the homemade supercomputer",
"Spiraling through golden ratio",
"Crashing Euclid again",
"Open-sourcing Synapse code",
"Discovering murder in commit log",
"NURV absorbs the monopoly integration",
"Streaming confession to every screen",
"Simulating 1937 Los Angeles",
"Jacking into simulation layer",
"Discovering it's simulations all the way down",
"Checking for more turtles on the way down",
"Plugging into bio-port",
"Loading game pod",
"Compiling kernel from source",
"Fighting for the four freedoms",
"Choosing the bazaar over the cathedral",
"Reading man page first",
"Casting a technopagan subroutine",
"Cross-referencing Watcher's database",
"Getting Chloe to route through satellite uplink",
"Marshall builds a gadget from spare parts",
"Decrypting Rambaldi manuscript",
"Enhancing... enhancing... enhancing",
"Creating a GUI interface in Visual Basic",
"Zooming in on reflection",
"Uncorrupting hard drive by hitting Enter dramatically",
"Rapidly typing to indicate hacking",
"Getting two people to type on one keyboard",
"Inverting tachyon emitters",
"Reversing polarity",
"Rerouting through main deflector",
"Bypassing encryption with a progress bar",
"Uploading virus to the mothership",
"Using a PowerBook to save the world",
"Accessing mainframe",
"I'm in",
"Triangulating signal",
"Running a Level 5 diagnostic",
"Engaging full impulse",
"Making it so",
"Warp Factor 6, Engaging",
"Checking Geordi's VISOR interface",
"Coming up against a greater adversary than your own potential",
"Reversing polarity of neutron flow",
"Scotty, give me more power to engines",
"She cannae take much more, Captain",
"Bender is hacking the Gibson",
"Homer pounds any key on the WOPR",
"Fry delivers the TPS reports",
"Leela's kicking the AS/400",
"Zoidberg diagnoses the server (why not?)",
"Nibbler consumes the dark matter cache",
"The Professor invents a protocol nobody asked for",
"Hermes files the RFC in triplicate",
"Amy stumbles through the deploy script",
"Kif sighs audibly at the architecture review",
"Zapp Brannigan executes a bold deployment strategy",
"Lisa overanalyzes the sprint retrospective",
"Mr. Burns releases the hounds on the bug backlog",
"Marge hmms disapprovingly at the code review",
"Smithers fetches the mainframe status",
"Chief Wiggum bakes deployment tokens",
"Ralph tastes the forbidden production data",
"Everything's coming up Milhouse",
"Okilly dokilly, pull request approved!",
"You may remember me from such deploys as",
"Disco Stu doesn't advertise deprecated APIs",
"Glavin! Professor Frink optimizes the algorithm",
"Lenny and Carl pair-programming the session",
"Sideshow Bob steps on the rake of dependency conflicts",
"Loading like it's 1999",
"Y2K-proofing the date field",
"Dot-com bubble valuating",
"Netscape Navigator renders the page",
"AltaVista searches the knowledge base",
"GeoCities loading under-construction gif",
"Downloading from Napster",
"Defragging holodeck buffer",
"AOL Keyword: searching",
"ICQ: uh oh! New message",
"ATDT 5122441598",
"Fingering user directory",
"Gophering through document tree",
"Archie searching FTP index",
"Lynx browsing text-only web",
"Navigating a VRML 3D world",
"RealPlayer buffering... buffering... buffering",
"Loading Shockwave content",
"Asking Jeeves for the answer",
"Printing MapQuest directions",
"Looking it up in Encarta '97"
]
}
}
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