A copy-pasteable blueprint for an internal triage agent that watches your team chat (Slack / Discord / Lark / Teams), drafts replies, adversarially validates them, and ships bug fixes end-to-end. Built around Claude Code primitives but adaptable to any agent harness with a subagent / monitor / headless mode equivalent.
This file is written so you can paste it into Claude Code (or any agent harness — Cursor, Aider, Continue, etc.) and have it build the system for your team's stack.