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@textarcana
textarcana / devops_borat.dat
Created March 7, 2017 09:10
The wisdom of Devops Borat (RIP, may Taichi Ohno himself carry him into Valhalla!) condensed in fortune cookie format without any @ messages included. Just the goofiest random shit :)
I remember very clear I cry when I finish volume 3 of Knuth.
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I am work on CSS SQL.
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First sign of depression in devops is denial: you start of ignore Nagios alert.
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In devops language is not success unless is another language++.
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In devops you are addict to graph if first thought after orgasm is send duration and intensity to Graphite.
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@bcatubig
bcatubig / check_memory.sh
Last active October 31, 2022 14:29
Linux Memory Check Script in Bash. Works with Nagios and Icinga/Icinga 2
#!/bin/bash
#13:16 $ ./check_memory.sh
#OK - Used: 197/3953 (4%);|'Memory Used'=197MB;3360;3755;4053
#Swap Usage: 0/3905 (0%);|'Swap Used'=0MB;3319;3709;4005
MEMTOTAL=$(free | awk '/Mem/ {printf("%d",$2/1024)}')
SWAPTOTAL=$(free | awk '/Swap/ {printf("%d", $2 / 1024)}')
# Get the memory usage in %

Build your own private, encrypted, open-source Dropbox-esque sync folder

Prerequisites:

  • One or more clients running a UNIX-like OS. Examples are given for Ubuntu 12.04 LTS, although all software components are available for other platforms as well (e.g. OS X). YMMV
  • A cheap Ubuntu 12.04 VPS with storage. I recommend Backupsy, they offer 250GB storage for $5/month. Ask Google for coupon codes.

Software components used:

  • Unison for file synchronization
  • EncFS for folder encryption
@ryankearney
ryankearney / ComcastInject.html
Last active June 10, 2023 14:40
This is the code Comcast is injecting into its users web traffic.
<script language="JavaScript" type="text/javascript">
// Comcast Cable Communications, LLC Proprietary. Copyright 2012.
// Intended use is to display browser notifications for critical and time sensitive alerts.
var SYS_URL='/e8f6b078-0f35-11de-85c5-efc5ef23aa1f/aupm/notify.do';
// var image_url='http://servicealerts.comcast.net:8080/images/mt';
var image_url='http://xfinity.comcast.net/constantguard/BotAssistance/notice/images';
var headertext1='<strong>Comcast Courtesy Notice</strong>';
var textline1='You have reached 90% of your <b>monthly data usage allowance</b>.';
var textline2='Please sign in for more information and to remove this alert.';
var acknowledgebutton='<a href=\"#\" onClick="document.location.href=\''+SYS_URL+'?dispatch=redirect&redirectName=login&paramName=bmUid\'" title="Sign in to acknowledge" style="color: #FFFFFF;"><img alt="Sign in to acknowledge" src="'+image_url+'/mt_signin.png"/></a>';