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Brittish C++
#define announce std::cout<<
#define perchance if
#define otherwise else
#define what_about switch
#define perhaps case
#define on_the_off_chance default
#define splendid break
#define would_you_mind try
#define actually_i_do_mind catch
#define cheerio(exit_code) exit(exit_code)
#define upper_class class
#define state public
#define hereditary protected
#define nouveau new
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