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textarcana / devops_borat.dat

Created March 7, 2017 09:10

The wisdom of Devops Borat (RIP, may Taichi Ohno himself carry him into Valhalla!) condensed in fortune cookie format without any @ messages included. Just the goofiest random shit :)

	I remember very clear I cry when I finish volume 3 of Knuth.
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	I am work on CSS SQL.
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	First sign of depression in devops is denial: you start of ignore Nagios alert.
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	In devops language is not success unless is another language++.
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	In devops you are addict to graph if first thought after orgasm is send duration and intensity to Graphite.
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jamiegs / BundleConfig.ps1

Created July 1, 2016 19:16 — forked from mefellows/BundleConfig.ps1

Sysprepped Windows AMI using Packer

	$EC2SettingsFile="C:\\Program Files\\Amazon\\Ec2ConfigService\\Settings\\BundleConfig.xml"
	$xml = [xml](get-content $EC2SettingsFile)
	$xmlElement = $xml.get_DocumentElement()

	foreach ($element in $xmlElement.Property)
	{
	if ($element.Name -eq "AutoSysprep")
	{
	$element.Value="Yes"
	}

charity / aws_vpc.tf

Created April 14, 2016 00:29

	# file name terraform/modules/aws_vpc/vpc.tf
	# first create the VPC.
	# Prefix resources with var.name so we can have many environments trivially

	resource "aws_vpc" "mod" {
	cidr_block = "${var.cidr}"
	enable_dns_hostnames = "${var.enable_dns_hostnames}"
	enable_dns_support = "${var.enable_dns_support}"
	tags {
	Name = "${var.env}_vpc"

mefellows / BundleConfig.ps1

Last active December 25, 2023 23:33

Sysprepped Windows AMI using Packer

	$EC2SettingsFile="C:\\Program Files\\Amazon\\Ec2ConfigService\\Settings\\BundleConfig.xml"
	$xml = [xml](get-content $EC2SettingsFile)
	$xmlElement = $xml.get_DocumentElement()

	foreach ($element in $xmlElement.Property)
	{
	if ($element.Name -eq "AutoSysprep")
	{
	$element.Value="Yes"
	}

webstandardcss / pedantically_commented_playbook.yml

Last active June 12, 2025 07:15 — forked from phred/pedantically_commented_playbook.yml

Insanely complete Ansible playbook, showing off all the options.

	---
	# ^^^ YAML documents must begin with the document separator "---"
	#
	#### Example docblock, I like to put a descriptive comment at the top of my
	#### playbooks.
	#
	# Overview: Playbook to bootstrap a new host for configuration management.
	# Applies to: production
	# Description:
	# Ensures that a host is configured for management with Ansible.