Gururaju Hiddenx
textarcana
/ devops_borat.dat
Created
March 7, 2017 09:10
The wisdom of Devops Borat (RIP, may Taichi Ohno himself carry him into Valhalla!) condensed in fortune cookie format without any @ messages included. Just the goofiest random shit :)
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| I remember very clear I cry when I finish volume 3 of Knuth. | |
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| I am work on CSS SQL. | |
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| First sign of depression in devops is denial: you start of ignore Nagios alert. | |
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| In devops language is not success unless is another language++. | |
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| In devops you are addict to graph if first thought after orgasm is send duration and intensity to Graphite. | |
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teknogeek0
/ elb2s3failover.template
Created
November 7, 2014 22:10
For Re:Invent 2014, Deployment Automation talk - ELB to S3 Website "Fail Whale" failover CloudFormation template
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| { | |
| "AWSTemplateFormatVersion" : "2010-09-09", | |
| "Description" : "Create a Route53 Fail Whale failover setup from ELB to S3. You need a preexisting ELB, S3 bucket configured as a Website endpoint, and Hosted Zone.", | |
| "Parameters" : { | |
| "ELBDnsName" : { | |
| "Type" : "String", | |
| "Description" : "Your ELB's DNS Name" | |
| }, |